By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 447
You deserved it 7 119
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lillypilly35 0
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so she saw your ass crack and then got sick because of it? she really needs to get a life or some pepto bismal or something...

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amysousa 6
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aww. pull up your pants it's not the belts fault

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icet911 0
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"today I was eating lunch when I saw this waiters hairy ass crack n hurled..fml"

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eddy199427 2

HA!! yea I would too I mean that says ur Fat cuz if u had a nice body then lady wouldn't care >_>

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amysousa 6
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aww. pull up your pants it's not the belts fault

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22cute 17

Really, how is this not your fault? Who else might be responsible for your own buttcrack, hmm? Some People's ability to place blame outside themselves is just amazing.

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nicknesser 0

Keep your junk in the trunk, plain and simple.

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vlbaby19 0
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aha y'all crazy.

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CutiePie_101 7
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You should of tighten your belt? lol

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fiveonefiveoh 0

that's very good advice! he should definitely do that.. in the past! when the advice woulda made a difference!! ;p

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truthinlies 1
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thanks captain hindsight

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goonie85 0
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Have. They should HAVE tightened their belt. See how correcting someone after the fact makes a difference?

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TomPusslicker 21
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the belt holds the pants up, and the belt loops hold the belt up...whos the real hero?

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jeremiah889 0
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4th. could nearly be first but my iPhone lagged

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gooBUZZ 0
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No one cares. And you're fifth, dumbass.

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Angel_Vice 0
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Wear pants that fit! Kids these days...

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angelo8320 0
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that's alot of whales

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MagicMushrooms 0
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Crouch don't bend?

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Bosia 0
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Exactly. I've learned MY lesson after my German Sheperd attempted to butt-rape me while I was picking up a penny.

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underguarded 20
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Your belt obviously wasn't doing it's job.

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FMLephant 2

The belt should be fired, Trump style.

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Angel_Vice 0
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Oh, and learn to wipe.

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Sheldaddy 0

tmi

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lillypilly35 0
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so she saw your ass crack and then got sick because of it? she really needs to get a life or some pepto bismal or something...

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descend2rise 0
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I know, right?

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