FML : Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind...

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Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 10 January 2011 06:45 / United States

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By lillypilly35 | 0

#1950579 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:19

so she saw your ass crack and then got sick because of it? she really needs to get a life or some pepto bismal or something...

By amysousa | 6

#1950525 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:12

aww. pull up your pants it's not the belts fault

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By icet911 | 0

#1950516 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:11

"today I was eating lunch when I saw this waiters hairy ass crack n hurled..fml"

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eddy199427 | 2

#1950793 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:57

HA!! yea I would too I mean that says ur Fat cuz if u had a nice body then lady wouldn't care >_>

By amysousa | 6

#1950525 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:12

aww. pull up your pants it's not the belts fault

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22cute | 17

#3282387 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:20

Really, how is this not your fault? Who else might be responsible for your own buttcrack, hmm?
Some People's ability to place blame outside themselves is just amazing.

By nicknesser | 0

#1950529 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:12

Keep your junk in the trunk, plain and simple.

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vlbaby19 | 0

#1951398 - Monday 10 January 2011 15:42

aha y'all crazy.

By CutiePie_101 | 7

#1950533 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:12

You should of tighten your belt? lol

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fiveonefiveoh | 0

#1950577 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:18

that's very good advice! he should definitely do that.. in the past! when the advice woulda made a difference!! ;p

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truthinlies | 1

#1951162 - Monday 10 January 2011 14:42

thanks captain hindsight

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goonie85 | 0

#1951663 - Monday 10 January 2011 17:00

Have. They should HAVE tightened their belt. See how correcting someone after the fact makes a difference?

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TomPusslicker | 21

#1952365 - Monday 10 January 2011 22:17

the belt holds the pants up, and the belt loops hold the belt up...whos the real hero?

By jeremiah889 | 0

#1950546 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:15

4th. could nearly be first but my iPhone lagged

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gooBUZZ | 0

#1950626 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:26

No one cares. And you're fifth, dumbass.

By Angel_Vice | 0

#1950548 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:15

Wear pants that fit!

Kids these days...

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angelo8320 | 0

#1950672 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:31

that's alot of whales

By MagicMushrooms | 0

#1950559 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:16

Crouch don't bend?

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Bosia | 0

#1953642 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:28

Exactly. I've learned MY lesson after my German Sheperd attempted to butt-rape me while I was picking up a penny.

By underguarded | 20

#1950561 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:16

Your belt obviously wasn't doing it's job.

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FMLephant | 2

#1951435 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:00

The belt should be fired, Trump style.

By Angel_Vice | 0

#1950569 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:17

Oh, and learn to wipe.

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Sheldaddy | 0

#1951186 - Monday 10 January 2011 14:50

tmi

By lillypilly35 | 0

#1950579 - Monday 10 January 2011 12:19

so she saw your ass crack and then got sick because of it? she really needs to get a life or some pepto bismal or something...

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descend2rise | 0

#1952833 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:21

I know, right?

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