By Bob - 14/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
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bioclock 0

This is just so mean that I almost can't believe it. Who calls someone over to inform them that they look like a murderer? What did they expect you to say after asking if you've killed anyone, "Why, yes ma'am, I've murdered about 14 people. I target women wearing red on a full moon. Thanks for asking!"

hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary fuck :)

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Thorr_fml 0

first atleast you dont look like a pedophile?

hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary fuck :)

this doesn't even make sense. Was this an elaborate April Fools joke?

This makes me wonder what you look like.

@ #2-- hahahahaha, I agree. If this is real, then Bob, it sounds like it's makeover time. Find a fashionable lady or gay to help you not look like such a scary fucker.

What the hell? Your boss knew what you looked like when they hired you, if there was some huge problem with your appearance it would have come up then. I am so sick of people getting fired, apparently on the word of one or two stupid customers, for BS reasons...

bioclock 0

This is just so mean that I almost can't believe it. Who calls someone over to inform them that they look like a murderer? What did they expect you to say after asking if you've killed anyone, "Why, yes ma'am, I've murdered about 14 people. I target women wearing red on a full moon. Thanks for asking!"

angrydinosaur 4

FOR THE FREAKING WIN

bitch_pleez 10

Not gonna lie, that's funny as shit. If I got fired for looking like a serial killer I would be laughing my ass off.

yeahreally 6

lmfao.... you look like a serial killer? well at least they didn't call you hideous..right?

Later, I got so upset, that I accidentally killed my boss in a fit of rage. FML.