Work: Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's...

By Bob - 14/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom - Slough

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By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

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By familydisaster - 05/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML

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By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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By unemployedaussie - 23/06/2016 12:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 13:00

Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2019 02:02

Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML

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By LowerCrust - 30/01/2012 02:36 - United States

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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bioclock 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:08

This is just so mean that I almost can't believe it. Who calls someone over to inform them that they look like a murderer? What did they expect you to say after asking if you've killed anyone, "Why, yes ma'am, I've murdered about 14 people. I target women wearing red on a full moon. Thanks for asking!"

roll_fukng_tide 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:05

hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary **** :)

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Thorr_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:04

first atleast you dont look like a pedophile?

roll_fukng_tide 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:05

hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary **** :)

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:05

this doesn't even make sense. Was this an elaborate April Fools joke?

Bleep_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

This makes me wonder what you look like.

zachary918 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

@ #2-- hahahahaha, I agree. If this is real, then Bob, it sounds like it's makeover time. Find a fashionable lady or gay to help you not look like such a scary ******.

ammali 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

What the hell? Your boss knew what you looked like when they hired you, if there was some huge problem with your appearance it would have come up then. I am so sick of people getting fired, apparently on the word of one or two stupid customers, for BS reasons...