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Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

By Nickki / Sunday 14 October 2012 14:57 / United States
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  raraisbang  |  12

12, you sound like an idiot. I thought my mom was a witch every time I got in trouble. That didn't make her a bad parent, that made me an angry kid with an imagination that liked the wizard of oz.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

You must be a child. When you grow up, you'll learn that parenting is often a thankless job. If you base your parenting decisions on your kids' approval, you're probably not a great parent.

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  Welshite  |  39

Monty Python reference. I don't think you have the quotes exactly right, but it's been years since I've seen the movie, so I might be wrong.

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  Osito2011  |  6

I kind if makes you wonder how bad and mean op is to her kids, to make them think she is a witch "bitch." For your kids to go that far to try to melt you with water. Try to be nicer to your kids op.

By  DogsPaw  |  16

They should think you're a witch now.

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  YacL  |  15

No, now they think she's a super powerful witch who's immune to water. Watch out OP, they might start taking more drastic measures.

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  PedroTall  |  0

Reason for the Click. Liked your Logo and your comment. Plus shared ailments P. Tall

By  sheerem  |  7

Wicked witch of the west!

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  raraisbang  |  12

Uhm, they're kids. Any time they get told no or get in trouble they probably think their mom is evil. Way to make yourself look like a real asshole by calling op a bitch.

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