By Nickki - 14/10/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML
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Next step, fire.

They wouldn't live to see Halloween if it were me.

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You must be a bad parent

Your kid being mad at you and throwing something at you makes you a bad parent? Sounds like you don't know shit about parenting, 1.

8- If they thought that (s)he would melt, I think that they would be a bad parent. Have you ever watched the wizard of oz?

12, you sound like an idiot. I thought my mom was a witch every time I got in trouble. That didn't make her a bad parent, that made me an angry kid with an imagination that liked the wizard of oz.

#12: Solid logic. Not.

or her kids are just brats...no matter how hard you try you can't tell your kids how to grow up

You must be a child. When you grow up, you'll learn that parenting is often a thankless job. If you base your parenting decisions on your kids' approval, you're probably not a great parent.

You must be a bad parent

Sorry, for some reason it sent my comment twice

Next step, fire.

Witches burn. What also burns? Wood. Wood floats. What also floats? A DUCK! Therefore, if the woman weighs as much as a duck, she is........ A WITCH!!

You must be a real bitch to your kids for them to try to melt you like the wicked witch of the west.

Monty Python reference. I don't think you have the quotes exactly right, but it's been years since I've seen the movie, so I might be wrong.

The Wicked Bitch of the West. At least your children have some sense of humour :)

I kind if makes you wonder how bad and mean op is to her kids, to make them think she is a witch "bitch." For your kids to go that far to try to melt you with water. Try to be nicer to your kids op.

Hey at least they didn't try to throw a house on you

44 - Monty python says "We found a witch! May we burn her?" and "she turned me into a newt!.. I got better."

If I was OP I would've faked melting just so the kids would freak.

It's possible

53 - That's the final step

They should think you're a witch now.

actually, they wouldve already thought that, seeing as they threw water on her

Now they think she isn't a witch.

She might, however, rhyme with witch.

No, now they think she's a super powerful witch who's immune to water. Watch out OP, they might start taking more drastic measures.

Reason for the Click. Liked your Logo and your comment. Plus shared ailments P. Tall

Realize now how I made no sense in my comment. Commence the beating of Dogspaw.

They wouldn't live to see Halloween if it were me.

I'd show them who's the REAL Wicked Bitch of West if it was were me.

That's kind of sad... but they are just children! If they were teens, I would be more worried.

Don't take it personally, whenever you tell a little kid they can't have something they want, they think you're the devil.

They must've thought you were the wicked witch of the west.

Wicked witch of the west!

Ohh, so close.

Your fine, ma'am, is getting thumbed down...

Don't b such a bitch to ur kids then! I hate and resent my mom for all the shit she did to me!

Without your mom, you'd be a wasted sperm in a Kleenex. Ignorant little brat, you probably deserved being spanked with a wooden spoon.

Uhm, they're kids. Any time they get told no or get in trouble they probably think their mom is evil. Way to make yourself look like a real asshole by calling op a bitch.