Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML
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MathewBlack
| 14
Next step, fire.
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY
| 18
They wouldn't live to see Halloween if it were me.
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FlamingTacos
| 7
You must be a bad parent
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Your kid being mad at you and throwing something at you makes you a bad parent? Sounds like you don't know shit about parenting, 1.
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FlamingTacos
| 7
8- If they thought that (s)he would melt, I think that they would be a bad parent. Have you ever watched the wizard of oz?
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raraisbang
| 12
12, you sound like an idiot.
I thought my mom was a witch every time I got in trouble.
That didn't make her a bad parent, that made me an angry kid with an imagination that liked the wizard of oz.
I thought my mom was a witch every time I got in trouble.
That didn't make her a bad parent, that made me an angry kid with an imagination that liked the wizard of oz.
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
#12: Solid logic.
Not.
Not.
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cheekyterier
| 13
or her kids are just brats...no matter how hard you try you can't tell your kids how to grow up
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
You must be a child. When you grow up, you'll learn that parenting is often a thankless job. If you base your parenting decisions on your kids' approval, you're probably not a great parent.
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FlamingTacos
| 7
You must be a bad parent
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FlamingTacos
| 7
Sorry, for some reason it sent my comment twice
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MathewBlack
| 14
Next step, fire.
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Schiffy
| 18
Witches burn.
What also burns? Wood.
Wood floats.
What also floats? A DUCK!
Therefore, if the woman weighs as much as a duck, she is........ A WITCH!!
What also burns? Wood.
Wood floats.
What also floats? A DUCK!
Therefore, if the woman weighs as much as a duck, she is........ A WITCH!!
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baconftw
| 9
You must be a real bitch to your kids for them to try to melt you like the wicked witch of the west.
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Welshite
| 39
Monty Python reference. I don't think you have the quotes exactly right, but it's been years since I've seen the movie, so I might be wrong.
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SakataGintoki
| 9
The Wicked Bitch of the West. At least your children have some sense of humour :)
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Osito2011
| 9
I kind if makes you wonder how bad and mean op is to her kids, to make them think she is a witch "bitch." For your kids to go that far to try to melt you with water. Try to be nicer to your kids op.
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ICastillo
| 24
Hey at least they didn't try to throw a house on you
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CaptTeemo
| 10
44 - Monty python says "We found a witch! May we burn her?" and "she turned me into a newt!.. I got better."
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Inheritance
| 10
If I was OP I would've faked melting just so the kids would freak.
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HEATNATION
| 10
It's possible
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Mikeskinner
| 7
I love you
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Rosie_Posie43
| 12
53 - That's the final step
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DogsPaw
| 16
They should think you're a witch now.
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cheekyterier
| 13
actually, they wouldve already thought that, seeing as they threw water on her
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Now they think she isn't a witch.
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heygirlie777
| 21
She might, however, rhyme with witch.
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YacL
| 15
No, now they think she's a super powerful witch who's immune to water. Watch out OP, they might start taking more drastic measures.
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PedroTall
| 0
Reason for the Click. Liked your Logo and your comment. Plus shared ailments P. Tall
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DogsPaw
| 16
Realize now how I made no sense in my comment. Commence the beating of Dogspaw.
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY
| 18
They wouldn't live to see Halloween if it were me.
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sarahlove281
| 4
I'd show them who's the REAL Wicked Bitch of West if it was were me.
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MarisaCB
| 16
That's kind of sad... but they are just children! If they were teens, I would be more worried.
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boating_guy
| 33
Don't take it personally, whenever you tell a little kid they can't have something they want, they think you're the devil.
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Noldea
| 5
They must've thought you were the wicked witch of the west.
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sheerem
| 7
Wicked witch of the west!
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
Ohh, so close.
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Your fine, ma'am, is getting thumbed down...
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khildebrand2294
| 9
Don't b such a bitch to ur kids then! I hate and resent my mom for all the shit she did to me!
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daminantion
| 14
Without your mom, you'd be a wasted sperm in a Kleenex. Ignorant little brat, you probably deserved being spanked with a wooden spoon.
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raraisbang
| 12
Uhm, they're kids. Any time they get told no or get in trouble they probably think their mom is evil.
Way to make yourself look like a real asshole by calling op a bitch.
Way to make yourself look like a real asshole by calling op a bitch.