Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
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Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
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CassieMarieee 7
Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)
QueenMichael 16
"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."
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Comments (108)
Poetaster 10
Perhaps you should aim a bit higher when choosing a mate? This one seems to have little respect for you and none for himself. His comments are unconcible.
sassypenguinxox 15
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
justanotherhuman 21
Nay. If anything, blame OP for dating a tool that can't control himself. Drinking doesn't change people, it *reveals* them.
mzvon22 1
u should have knocked him out
bigdaddy93 8
well if you weren't a freak u wouldn't have anything to be embarrased about but he shouldn't have done that its disrespectfu to u and ur entire family
angrynegro7 16
You think you have it bad, OP? Now your family's going to need handi-wipes to get rid of the image of your boyfriend going ass to mouth on you from their minds.
Tom_Warrilow 0
I've don't this exact thing, LOL just laugh it off !
wittygirl 8
Did he tell them you do those things like a boss? Lol
ejjamael 5
look like your not the good girl, they thought you are ;)
UsEumYong 4
What will YOU take away from the family table??
skinflint 6
If he marries you it doesn't matter. Otherwise, your next boyfriend is going to hear a story he's not going to like.