Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
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Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
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CassieMarieee 7
Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)
QueenMichael 16
"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."
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Comments (108)
jaredofmo 22
Well, at least they know you have an active, healthy sex life! But your boyfriend really needs to cut back on the alcohol.
hateevryone 15
omg, they probably hate him now.
keepingitnasty 15
Mabey, just mabey he's trying to piss them off, to drive a wedge between you two, as an excuse to brake up with you
newlove_fml 0
*maybe *break I just wanted to let you know, thats how you spell those words. Employers will pick up on that, even at McDonalds. Just saying.
jackassiddy 8
...or he just got drunk and started blerting out embarrassing things in an appropriate setting as drunk people often do..
jackassiddy 8
inappropriate*
keepingitnasty 15
I missed the punctuation at the end. Grammer nazi fail! You may enjoy working at McD's,but I'll pass on that shit.
Vaginabutter 15
So, What do you do in bed?
re1044 1
You mean like sleeping, snoring, and farting?
re1044 1
Okay mom and dad, which side of the family taught that thing she does with tongue because I have to thank u
Damn_Hippster 11
The really crazy thing she does is sleep with socks on.
bsbuddy 0
So that was your mom who hacked into your Facebook acct. and broke up with him for you. She was doing you a favor, stupid lightweight.... (boyfriend that is).
Tmoney20 3
He definitely likes to party!!! Lol epic... What did your fam say about the whole night??
StopDropNRoll 11
D: nooo not sleep with socks on! That bastard why would he reveal such personal information.