Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
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pokemyeyes
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What the fuck
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Pentium_4
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I think OP wants to steal your username
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Steve97
| 32
I think we all do ._.
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Esb22
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best comment I've read all day^
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musicallights
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That's exactly what I said when I finished reading that FML.
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Fluffypig
| 22
My words exactly
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jbivens1992
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How does this even happen? I understand doing semi stupid shit while drunk...but just completely losing your fucking mind? What the hell was he drinking? And was your dad a willing participant or was he just as horrified as you must have been?
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InfiniteSunshine
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From the wording of the FML, I think the dad was a participant because it says "he made out with my dad." Instead of "he tried to make out with my dad." That's how I see it anyway, I could be wrong though.
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usnwife
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"We all got really drunk" so I assume dad was drunk and a willing participant too. Gender isn't an issue, but there are so many other issues here that make this beyond wrong...
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flyingflies
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He...did what? Ok, I never understood why people feel the need to drink themselves into oblivion and to lose control of their rational mind. They are both at fault for doing such an inappropriate thing! I'm sorry for you and for your mother.
To be clear, I don't condemn this because they are both men, but because it's a stupid think to do.
To be clear, I don't condemn this because they are both men, but because it's a stupid think to do.
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Sir_Cow
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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saxaddict122
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It was an incredibly dumb think to do. What were they thinging?
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TweetAnne
| 13
What study/research did you get your info from?
Myself and others know their limit and when to stop. I could never allow myself to get that drunk.
Myself and others know their limit and when to stop. I could never allow myself to get that drunk.
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PhinIt2WinIt
| 24
alcohol affects decision making, which is apparently not strong enough with the OP's boyfriend and dad.
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NeonVines
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did both your boyfriend and your dad realise at the time, they'd actually make out, I mean thats out of the fucking blue even when your drunk.
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chidexy
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What the hell!!!
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lexos
| 16
How was breakfast the next morning?
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abbyade
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For once I have nothing to say. Drunk or not WHAT??????! Being drunk doesn't dampens your senses..it doesn't necessary change your sex orientation.
Time to get some answers.
Time to get some answers.
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no_playa_hater
| 14
From the wording of the FML you can't possibly guess whether or not the boyfriend or the dad showed a change of sexual orientation while they were drunk.
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Kitouran
| 30
They could both by bi or pansexual, in which case OP should wait until either or is comfortable with talking about it. Besides, sounds like OP's got bigger problems.
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sweetpotato301
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7: bisexuality exists.
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
Drunkeness lowers your inhibitions and can make you do some pretty stupid shit, however your sexuality does usually sty the same so the boyfriend and the dad have to have been open to pansexuality or Bisexuality to have made out.
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SiraSiemens
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and yet you needed to say like 28 words...
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sweetbliss3
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holy shit that's gross. not that he made out with a dude, but your dad of all people. are you guys still together bc that might be too awkward to keep seeing him.
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ABlindMan
| 17
Yeah it's awkward but to throw away a relationship of 2 years over something that happened while two people were blacked out drunk without talking about it. That's really harsh, and a bit over dramatic.
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ashqualls
| 9
I'd think it would be pretty impossible to go back to normal after seeing your boyfriend make out with your dad. Yuck.
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chuckmaddah
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Next time, water down the spirits.
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Polynomial
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Sorry to break it to you, hut it takes TWO people to make out.
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Polynomial
| 28
*but*
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Bunnyluver
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I hate when people corrects someone over simple mistakes. Auto correct isn't always affective so don't act like you or your computer has never made a mistake.
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Iris_River
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He corrected his own mistake
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fakedsincerity
| 32
*effective
I had to, I'm sorry.
(also the commenter corrected their own mistake so take a chill pill).
I had to, I'm sorry.
(also the commenter corrected their own mistake so take a chill pill).
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HofstraGirl
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"People correct" or "a person corrects" x]
To be clear, I don't condemn this because they are both men, but because it's a stupid think to do.