Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crazyman.
Keller, United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
XxDiabolikalXx
France 🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Brutally honest
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
bestbfever
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
FML
Maricopa, United States
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Anonymous
Topeka, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
bittenbyadonkey
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Tense dinner
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
Out from Hell
Woodstock, United States
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Jenny
Etobicoke, Canada
Tipsy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
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CassieMarieee 7
Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)
QueenMichael 16
"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."
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Comments (108)
totreaper 0
Would you mind sharing with me what you do in bed ;)
jphbaby2011 3
My bf told his family and they all say ima freak bc I played flute in elementry
chefcaldwell 5
Oh shit! LOL its embarassing enough as it is (getting drunk at the dinner table)! I wanna know how that one turned out
karabear14 0
U sound like ur a freak wanna **** me one night so I can squirt all over ur face and u can forget all about that boyfriend and eat my pussy it's better anyways
ultra_notorious 26
a freak in the sheets, eh?
zoe768532 1
Akwaaard...