By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
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christopherwilli 14
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Is your boyfriend a midget?

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nzhx 23
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Definitely not something he should've said, however I'm sure your boyfriend will understand that you can't be held responsible for your father's ignorance. Sorry about your dinner, OP!

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Geckosrock99 33

Really? He didn't even bother to get to know your boyfriend, OP...

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jadenjacksonm 14
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I'm sorry but this doesn't make any sense.

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shessohighh 10
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I am assuming #1 is implying that OP's boyfriend is a midget and is making a joke at that.

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nzhx 23
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Definitely not something he should've said, however I'm sure your boyfriend will understand that you can't be held responsible for your father's ignorance. Sorry about your dinner, OP!

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christopherwilli 14
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Is your boyfriend a midget?

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Hildy93 21
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Probably just a jockey

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chriss2015 13
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This was my first thought upon seeing this FML

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emeraldisle 30
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I hope your boyfriend doesn't take your dad too seriously. Your dad is drunk after all.

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TonierShadow 19
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a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Badkarma4u 17

I dont know about that, dude. There are plenty of women I did not think were remotely good looking sober, but were dimes when I was goggled up.

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freer14 12
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This seems like a small problem

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worldclassrager 39
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Maybe next time dad should monitor his drinking

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AyeTee77 18
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Monitor? Someone should give this guy more. He's pure comedy gold.

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AlysoninAlaska 19
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Someone always makes an ass of themselves at family dinners. Don't sweat it too much.

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Limeila 10
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Your family must comprise a lot of assholes...

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chaseafterwind82 29
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Yay, a new conspiracy theory! Just what we need!

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Ameronot 14
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That really sucks! But I have to give your dad some cred, I've never heard that one before!

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