Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
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Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
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Top comments
EBrennan 0
walk it off, if your happy with your new boyfriend that's all that matters.
remy3106 10
haha that sucks, next time don't be soo nervous!:)
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Comments (94)
lildrummerboy47 0
how was the guacamole salad?
angela3222 0
I agree 17, her EX could have just surprised her when he walked threw that door cause she was just forgetting him.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
If you didn't want to risk running into your ex you should've moved away. Dealing with exes is part of life. Sucks to be your current bf knowing the hold your ex has over you.
brianjman14 23
She shouldn't move away just because she and a guy broke up. :/
bigredmonkeybutt 30
If she can't deal with seeing him afterward it's either that or become a hermit.
vivek585 5
wow, #12 is hot. oh and sorry OP. that is a pretty embarrassing situation.
lickmyjock 0
creep. just saying.
ringogrey 4
was the new gf hot?
ElMundio87 0
your ex probably didn't even notice you exist
Seana_fml 6
Oh to bad, sorry for your luck.
twinkybandit 2
could be worse, at least you were on a date & not alone
Shaggy_92 5
yeah you don't deserve that. and guacamole is horrible. hope things get bette rfor you OP.
LiL_MiSS_LYMARiZ 5
sucks for you, OP .