Na your thinking of Jason Vorhees that guy always kills during a sex scene.

I read the FML as two ways and can't tell which one it would be. They got in the water, meaning the boat had launched and was in the water, or they literally got out of the boat and into the water to have sex. If its the latter, the guy who chummed was a dbag for doing it with people in the water

I read it as they got into the water and had sex while they were in the water. Not on the water. It can only be read one way actually.

Chumming that soon is nothing to be ashamed of

Lmao

op dump his ass

Or where there are sharks

The fishing boat saw them having sex and "chummed" I chuckled.

It's also pretty gross to have sex in a lake/ocean/swimming pool, and not just because of the chum. So many germs... Shudder.

:o

Yeah u cud get a uti... Dont do it in beaches ocean ponds lakes hottubs bathrooms or dumpsters behind wendys (mc donalds is fine, bacteria cant survive on their food)

You kidding me? XD they live in hong kong... A few years from now maybe we'll see a FML talking about a kid who was conceived in a chum accident :)

It's not like it smelled any different for him

Now where's the fun in that? Sex ON the boat is simply too mainstream nowadays..

Sex in the water scores more points duh.

If they were in the water then why would the fisherman chum the water? Wouldn't get natural fish smell already do that for him?

I agree. I thought of dirty salt water....in places it shouldn't be...sounds...well I'd rather stay on the boat.

I guess he couldn't get her wet

did anyone else laugh a bit about that part with the boat "chumming"

"We got in the water" could've meant they took the boat out onto the water, not just physically getting into the water. Either way sucks.

seriously... it's extremely unhygienic to have sex in natural water... you could have gotten one hell of an infection OP! not to mention the bacteria from the chumming!! horrifying to even think about all the bacteria in that water >_

Sex on a bedroom could be dangerous, especially if it's a sloped roof.

Do it like Lois and Peter: Have sex on your Dad's back to piss him off.

It chummed all over them. What?

dangit! I meant to thumb that up.

Heheh punny:)

Omg I just chame

Chum is fum.

But they weren't in the boat...doesn't matter had sex in a shark?

I will save you the horror docbastard and say it, doesn't matter, had sex in blood and fish guts. Come at me thumbs down.

^ I do insist, not scared to be thumbed down :)

What's that in your picture, Doc? *chews on a carrot*

51- I believe that it is an X-ray of a false hip, along with the other bones in that general area.

But they didn't have sex on a boat. Comprehend much?

Doesn't matter had sex in the water :D I only say this to spite docbastard

51- looks like someone's hip replacement came outa is socket/setting/thing.

Doesnt matter, he chummed. ..wait, that's not it?

soooo nasty! why would anyone have sex in river/lake water? do you like funk in your lady parts?

Soooo nasty! Do you like funk in your lady parts? Waaaaaaaahhhh!!! Get up (get on up), Get up (get on up)! Stay on the scene (get on up), Like a sex machine (get on up)!

HEY! I feel good! (nanananananana) I knew that I would! (nanananananana) I feel nice! (nanananananana) Sugar and spice! (nanananananana) So good! (dun dun) So nice! (dun dun) I got you!

Seriously. And what about shrinkage in that possibly cold water?

Easy, do it in the water of a nuclear reactor runnoff. 1. Your junk will glow in the dark, so you can more easily see where to put it. No more "wrong hole" screams. 2. The radiation will make your junk bigger (whoops, OP is the woman). The radiation will make your **** bigger