Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
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Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML
Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
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raytyler26 16
February 31st.
darwinism 30
Shame on him! Try more simple passwords like the time and place you shared your first kiss, the colour of the dress you wore on your first date, the main actor in the first movie you wathced together. Or just use his birthday. He should remember that. FYL OP
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lifes_a_b1tch 7
Wow, it's not like you asked him to remember the actual date and time, just the month and year. That sucks OP.
PuggieKid 22
Please explain how your comment makes sense.
HeartOfLead 24
**** his life, those stupid date related passwords get me all the time! I never get the order correct; don't even get me started on those forward/backslashes...
SamCat 21
Sorry OP but I feel had for your husband. As a girl, I forget it too. I'll forget my age, phone #, my kids birth dates, pin codes. Sadly, I'm not even old, I'm 25/26/27 one of those *let me ask my husband* :-
clh3031 6
Same here. With all the dates I try to remember for friends and family it's hard to keep them straight. It's not that I don't know the date of my anniversary, it just takes time for me to sort it. It doesn't help that my husband likes to celebrate the day we met as well, which is usually what I tend to get it confused with. It's not just a guy thing.
monnanon 13
i have learnt that a good memory for dates and numerical info (lisence plates and phone numbers) is unusual. we need a car registration from all guests who park in our lot and i can count thr people that remember on one hand. my husband has a wierd date memory block where he constantly thinks our sons birthday is the date he was due not the date he was actually born. its nothing to get upset about though. in couples one always becomes the date keeper.
LegolasPrincess 10
#4 No month is that complicated to remember.
Axipiter 24
Febtober can be difficult to remember.
notsofriendly 17
It seems to me that remembering the date of your marriage in the past is less important than actively living your marriage in the present... you're only really in trouble if he fails to do either...
perdix 29
He probably forgets that he's married from time to time, and it's not when he wants to check his email, . . . . if you know what I mean ;)
worldclassrager 39
Well this common stereotype came true...that's embarrassing... With that being the password he'll get it memorized...
monnanon 13
some people are just really bad with dates OP. unfortunately it is one of the few male stereotypes that is largely true and, although frustrating, it is not that much of a big deal. putting him on the spot probably didnt help either. as long as he remembers he is married i wouldnt worry.