Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
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Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML
Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
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raytyler26 16
February 31st.
darwinism 30
Shame on him! Try more simple passwords like the time and place you shared your first kiss, the colour of the dress you wore on your first date, the main actor in the first movie you wathced together. Or just use his birthday. He should remember that. FYL OP
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thewife5 19
I forget all the time and ill be married 15 years next month... Life happens. If you didn't use it as a password it may take you a minute to re-figure it out also.
NeatNit 32
Well, of course he couldn't. There are, like, a dozen different ways to write it in the Georgian calendar alone!
CAJustise 9
Yes it sucks that he forgot, but only wives do things like that. No one else would say that. A non wife would just tell you what the password was, they wouldn't turn it into a "does he love me" or "how important is our marriage" issue over a stupid PC password. The hardest thing about being married is a wife. Still worth it though.
auro7 18
Maybe he wrote numbers or spelled it out, and you set it the other way. 9/07 September, 2007
joopjoop 19
my boyfriend and I have been together 4 years and he always says its been 5 or 6 years... I say random comments all through the year about our anniversary to try to get it in his head... he hasn't remembered one yet lol
evolute72113 9
U shouldn't hav tried 2 confuse him
Opheliae 22
It's a trap.
thatguytruth 2
I hate when women complain about this. Its not that important, luckily my wife agrees, there are a lot more important things to remember. Plus, the main reason women remember these things is because its more of a emotional connection for them. Men aren't really built for strong emotional connections. Its a gray matter thing.
Enslaved 36
Since Febtober ends with an "R" does that mean it's safe to eat oysters that month?(:
lolita88_fml 27
Dates can be hard to remember. I was with someone who expected me to remember all their deceased loved ones' anniversaries, he'd get upset when I'd ask why he was sad that day. I barely remember my siblings' birthdays, even my own sometimes, I forget what age I am, and I'm expected to remember a bunch of death dates? I have a seriously freaking awful memory and got the bollocks ripped off me for it.