Work, Embarrassing and Anger issues: This ain't it chief - FML

This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 April 2022 6:58

Wait? You use FuckThisShit as your password, too? Goddamnit! Now I have to change it again.

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