Love: Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer...

By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 05:42 - United States - Calera

Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML

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By expassword - 17/12/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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By LockedOut - 02/11/2013 06:27 - United States

Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By resipsahipsta - 28/06/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML

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This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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Password issues

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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By burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By BetrayedGirl - 13/01/2010 12:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML

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raytyler26 16

Sunday 8 September 2013 12:48

February 31st.

darwinism 30

Sunday 8 September 2013 13:29

Shame on him! Try more simple passwords like the time and place you shared your first kiss, the colour of the dress you wore on your first date, the main actor in the first movie you wathced together. Or just use his birthday. He should remember that. FYL OP

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CJinxed 10

Sunday 8 September 2013 13:40

Set the password to reflect the month, day, and time that he first got lucky with you; he'll get that one on the first try.

munny_fml 7

Sunday 8 September 2013 13:42

Hahah good ol' iPhone! It's set to remind me 2 weeks before, so I dont end up in that kind of situation lol

Nova900 17

Sunday 8 September 2013 13:47

"march 2010" - "March 2010" - "march2010" - "march10" - "3.2010" - "3.10" - ... so much possibilities... Even if he doesn't remember the date, where's the problem? This does not mean that he no longer loves you.

SWC_Penguin 17

Sunday 8 September 2013 14:16

That was my first thought. Or maybe that she used words and he's trying numbers only. When it comes to case-sensitive passwords I can think if dozens of ways to write a single date.

Legendslayer222 26

Sunday 8 September 2013 14:20

I'd fall down here just because I'm awful at remembering dates. It takes me a few moments to remember my own birthday honestly.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 8 September 2013 16:19

After seeing the D.O.B on your profile-- here's a poem to help you remember. . . Wine me Dine me "69" me I was born In 1990

ggabrams 14

Sunday 8 September 2013 14:23

AWW, you were just setting him up for failure. Shame! Haha

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 8 September 2013 14:30

He asked you for the password not a trivia, woman. I've watched too many movies and tv shows to know that the answer to that question wouldn't be supplied. FYL

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 8 September 2013 14:32

I've watched too many movies and tv shows to know that the answer to that question wouldn't be supplied. FYL

mangobbler 11

Sunday 8 September 2013 14:42

Some people are better than others at memorizing certain topics, some people just value some things more than others. But all in all, if he truly loves you, then why should it matter if he remembers dates and times?