Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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Top comments
biggestfan23 11
Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days
MelTheGreat 23
27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.
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Comments (172)
onorexveritas 23
aww honey, screw the doctor
RedPillSucks 31
She'd probably get an STD
hellphone_fml 37
I am 15 and still have not had my first boyfriend or first kiss. I doubt people verbally make fun you for that, in school I am a freak for not dating someone or wanting too.
Amama_fml 30
Something like that happened to me. I was 17 and I got some test results that came back positive to an STD and I had to tell the doctors that I was a virgin and they treated me as if I were a lying *****. I took another test that was supposed to be more accurate and, effectively, the firsts results were false positive. :/
chinagirl3343 8
Well you know you are so get a second opinion.
StanSmith2013 26
How does an arguement about an STD, turn into one about religion? Everyone, just calm down. Not one of you has wished OP to get better soon, all you have done is criticise everyone for having sex at what age. Guess what? It's natural and people's choice! Get over yourself!
RicanGata91 7
All ya have points but seriously it's not about any of you the whole point washer doctor didn't believe her so screw that bleep!
RicanGata91 7
Lmao I meant was her not washer!
ZombieSazza 34
OP, you do NOT deserve to be judged and treated this way by a so called "professional. Complain about their behaviour to the medical practice and ask for a second opinion. That doctor was out of line!!
love_me_electric 20
I got a UTI when I was 16 and when I went to the doctor he asked if I was sexually active. I told him no and he made it pretty clear that he thought I was lying to him. There's a hundred other ways you can get a UTI, so I don't know why he automatically assumed it was from sex.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
That sucks