Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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Top comments
biggestfan23 11
Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days
MelTheGreat 23
27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.
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Comments (172)
akiahara 14
When I think of toilet nasties, crabs come to mind, not bacterial or viral STDs. But since you don't have a party going on in your pubes, this would not be your problem.
deaddonkey 15
At least the doctor thinks that you are hot enough to have sex.
turtle_sandwich 4
There are virgins who have still had sexual contact with others and can contract STDs that way. It's not just intercourse. There are also a lot of other ways to contract an STD; for example, Babies can also get STDs from breast milk.
fmlforreal92 8
you can get them from dirty bathrooms.
greysfox 6
No you fool. You can't. The viruses & bacteria die if they aren't kept at body temperature.
Thr33to16 8
How is this an fml?
Portland_Jane 4
There are bacterial infections that you can get without sex. They happen when you don't have a balance of good and bad bacteria. Some can have similar symptoms to some STDs.
gothiccandy 9
While her demeanor was rude and unprofessional there are other ways the get an STD. I'd get a second opinion, something could be wrong.
hienzburgess 9
FYL for not having your doctor believe that you're a virgin. I mean, that's extremely believable. Otherwise, what kind of a 28 year old would try to convince someone they're a virgin? Doesn't work.
megmichelle45 3
if you're a virgin with all sexual stuff, yes, that's unfortunate; however, some people are "technically" virgins but have still had oral or anal sex. heck, you could have made out with someone who had sores in their mouth. if any sexual contact has happened, especially if you have the symptoms of an std, get checked just in case.
r_bruce69 19
Is it just me or is abstinence before marriage kind of stupid? Surely you'd want to reach that level of intimacy and trust and be compatible BEFORE committing yourself for the rest of your life?
akiahara 14
Some might call that common sense.