Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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Top comments
biggestfan23 11
Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days
MelTheGreat 23
27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.
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Comments (172)
Dilwann 27
I'm pretty sure you can get STD's without actually having sex. Like sitting on a public toilet that someone with an STD sat on or something. It's a long shot, but it's possible. Let your doctor treat the STD, and if it doesn't work you can always try something else.
gracehi 33
I'm pretty sure that's an urban legend...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
You can't get an STD from seating on a public toilet seat... That's an urban legend. STDs have that name because they are sexually transmitted. End of story.
katties 27
Wrong. You CAN get STD's/STI's from a toilet seat, or someone shaking your hand and you touching your genitals without washing your hands first. Or trying on one of your girl frind's bikini. Many possibilities. And I know this stuff for sure. Some things are just more contagious than other.
katties 27
People thinking that STD's can ONLY be transmitted through sex makes me think common sense isn't that common...
DocBastard 40
Katties - This has very little to do with common sense and more to do with actual medical knowledge, of which I have a feeling you have little. It is merely a theoretical possibility of catching an STD from a toilet seat, but the real risk is very close to zero. The situation would have to be a perfect storm of disease transmission.
Meettitan 14
People get a lot of bad diseases from dirty needles too. Not that OP is doing drugs intravenously, but it's just another example of how STD's can be transmitted without sex.
EvilUndead 9
20, You can, because some of those diseases are transferred via body fluids. By the way, I've read an interesting story in medical book once: A guy contracted STD, but didn't ever have sex with anybody. It turned out he kissed girl he liked, and that girl has been very sexually active and had a lot of oral sex (she was a "technical virgin", if I remember correctly). So she got STD from somebody and gave it to this unlucky dude via kiss. Cool story, right?
gracehi 33
Yeah, bodily fluids are sometimes left on toilet seats, but viruses, such as HIV, can't survive when exposed to air. That's why they're SEXUALLY Transmitted Diseases, not Airborne Transmitted Diseases.
picante72 24
Hep C is technically an STD. Yet lots of people get it from sharing needles while doing drugs, not having sex. Crabs and herpes can also be spread with out sexual activities. You guys need to do your research and not just assume that just because its called an STD it can ONLY be spread through sex.
glittercookies 12
Things like BV can be considered an STI but you can get it from other reasons besides sex. Also, STDs and STIs can be spread orally.
gracehi 33
66, I think most of us here agree that there are many ways to contract an STD, but only the most misinformed believe that you can get STDs from toilet seats.
skullofdarkness 18
Or a pool of cum or vaginal secretions, or breast milk or urine… of course I wouldn't wanna sit in any of that period, and certainly not if I had an open sore…
ashe1004 7
It is called SEXUALLY transmitted disease. Just because you know these things doesn't mean to world needs to.
Shade1982 21
To all those above who are saying you can't get an STD unless you are having sex. Please do at least some basic research before commenting. First off, it's possible to have had oral contact and still be a virgin. This counts as sexual contact in the case of STD's. Kissing someone may not be sexual to you, but you can still contract Herpes. Secondly, there are several parasitic STD's which can survive for several hours outside the human body, after which you can contract the STD. For example Trichomonas vaginalis and/or crabs...
jmcr 27
Its not
shanee108 9
It may be that your attractive. :)
shanee108 9
Clouds are beautiful :)
gracehi 33
When you say "virgin" are you including all of your holes in that statement? ;)
cmbar831 14
Your picture will give me and many people nightmares
gracehi 33
You're welcome. You know, some people have to pay good money at the box office for that kind of scare.
EvilUndead 9
Sex does not necessarily involve penetration...
witchdoctor1 9
Oral sex. Either someone putting a dick in their mouth or vag on their lips Anal sex, penetration of the ass. Lube is recommended And a personal favorite, vaginal sex, where a man inserts his penis into the vaginal canal of a women. All those require penetration. Anything else is grinding rubbing or dry humping. Commonly called foreplay. Thank you for reading sex for dummies
EvilUndead 9
93, Handjob, Rimjob, Titjob/Paizuru, Thighjob/Dryhump, Mutual masturbation, Vibrator (the one that's not *****) play, BDSM, Heavy petting. Damn children. No imagination and no knowledge, but lots and lots of arrogance.
Redlawnchair 9
No no no. She didn't mean sexually transmitted disease, she meant Seahorse Touching Disorder. I have it too, nothing to be ashamed of.
crazytwinsmom 25
Sensitive Teeth Disorder, but that would be your dentist talking not your regular doctor.
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure I want to be know for getting an STD from the dentist. O.o
newburton13 26
Hey, plenty of people on here have the opposite problem.
perdix 31
#21, you mean there are people out there ******* all the time and not being able to contract STDs? Sounds like a good problem to have :)
chuckcloninger 12
You can have an STD while still being a technical virgin. Some people think oral sex is not sex (?) but you can sure get STD's that way. Kissing can give you herpes, an STD, and fondling naked can give STD's without penetration. All while being a technical virgin.
perdix 31
#24, in some belief systems, you can have anal sex and still be considered a virgin. I think I'd rather be a sinner bound for eternal damnation in hell than to not be able to shit right for a month!
akiahara 14
If you have problems for a month, you're doing it wrong.
perdix 31
#73, if you have suggestions, I'm all ears. I just get my info from "Bad Santa."
katties 27
Sorry OP, but you CAN get STD's without having sex. It really sucks as one should think that that's at least ONE thing that's good with not having sex with a lot of people :/ Maybe you're just too pretty and your doctor didn't believe you ;)
lochiamochia 25
33 - There are plenty of ugly people having sex out there. Attractiveness does not constitute someone's virginity or lack thereof.
katties 27
Like I don't know that - most of the people having sex very early are actually... nothing special. So much for trying to cheer up OP a little |:/
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Even I don't believe you.
FuKcMee 32
there are stds that you can get without sex.. ie the herps
balletteacher 11
I understand where you're coming from about the whole virgin thing. I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I just wasn't ready before. You really should look for a new Dr. The one you have is clearly an ass.