Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Waiting for that special someone
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Gushing
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Sad but true
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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biggestfan23 11
Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days
MelTheGreat 23
27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.
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dragonflyy_86 7
You can get an std from public restrooms ...
tracyle 2
There are blood tests for STDs and it wouldn't hurt to get one just to be on the safe side. Even if your dr may be an ass if that's where the symptoms are leading him I'd want to know. Most are easily treated but can be bad news if not.
Pandora_UK 7
OP, I know what you mean - years ago, at the tender age of 17, I landed in the ER with a "textbook case" of genital herpes. I tried telling the doctors time and time again that I was a virgin, that it couldn't be that, but - possibly because every time they asked me, my mother was in the room - they didn't believe me. Two weeks of hospitalisation later, most of which I was unconscious for as my temperature shot up so sky-high, and I was finally well enough to be sent home. All that time they had been convinced they knew exactly what I had, and had been treating me accordingly - but were baffled by why I wasn't responding to the medication. The blood test they finally did on the day they released me from hospital eventually showed up my real illness - glandular fever. Or "mono" as you Americans refer to it. Which apparently does, in very rare cases, present with some very odd symptoms... FOL.
love_me_electric 20
I've heard of mono causing a rash, but never genital sores. Still, if your temperature was so high you were unconscious the doctor's should've known right away something else was going on. Especially if you were having other mono symptoms. When I had mono my lymph nodes in my neck were the size of golf balls, the doctor knew what I had just by looking at me.
WeskersSexslave 15
clean the toilet seats you sit on!
girl_on_fire2111 6
That sucks about your doctor. But good for you.
thayde23 4
Heavy sleeper?
BlazeCaravelli 13
you had to bring that into it, didnt you?
YodasTwinSister 11
I thought of about twenty-five insults in a span of two seconds after reading this abomination of a comment. However, for your brain's sake, and for your physical health, I've chosen to withhold such literature from your ignorant mind. All I will say is: "You are literally too stupid to insult."
Ashley868 10
I actually just had almost the same happen to me. My doctor thought I was pregnant because I have huge belly. I thought I was just fat but it turnd out I have an ovarian tumor in my abdomen. It explains a lot because im skinny everywhere but the belly. so I thought I was skinny fat. but anyway the doctor was convinced it was pregnancy and wouldn't believe im 26 year old virgin because he told me what I have isn't fat. so they did tests and an ultrasound. turns out it's a tumor. which sucks. I don't know what kind it is either.
Elle_ShellBelle 15
That is really terrible. I hope you're ok.
Shade1982 20
I really hope you are ok, so no offense, but I think that's exactly how one of the Dr. House episodes went :).
VampTat 10
To all of you who are making jokes about STD's being transmitted by sitting on a public toilet... The only way that would be remotely possible is if she were to have sat on the toilet immediately after someone else with an STD was on it. Otherwise, that's a myth that has long been broken. Bacterial viruses, such as those that cause herpes and HIV cannot survive on cold surfaces. They also strive in warm and wet conditions, hence why the only true way to give someone an STD is through the transmission of bodily fluids, and no, sex is not the only way to exchange bodily fluids with another person.
Shade1982 20
You need to re-read said proof saying it's a myth... There are parasites which can survive for several hours outside the human body. Also, bacterial viruses? Really??
DisappearingRose 18
You can be born with an STD.