Work and Pranks: Shitheads - FML

Shitheads

By Robert - 06/02/2021 14:00 - United States

Today, it's been a week since I hired a 17 year-old guy to work at my store. Three of his friends decided to come in today and "prank" him by all three taking a shit in one toilet and clog it. The toilet overflowed. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 6 February 2021 21:00

Please hold while I go out and buy a thesaurus to find a good adjective to describe what this situation sounds like. I'm not happy with "fecal mattery"

OrySoma 11

Sunday 7 February 2021 15:47

man it would suck to be the last person to have to fill that bowl

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 6 February 2021 21:00

Please hold while I go out and buy a thesaurus to find a good adjective to describe what this situation sounds like. I'm not happy with "fecal mattery"

OrySoma 11

Sunday 7 February 2021 15:47

man it would suck to be the last person to have to fill that bowl

ojoRojo 27

Thursday 18 February 2021 15:18

Adolescents, amirite?

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