Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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biggestfan23 11
Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days
MelTheGreat 23
27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.
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Comments (172)
jamal0000007 4
i dont believe you either
FlashBurn 13
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm a virgin too, at 27. I even had a guy tell me, "No way, you should be rolling knee deep in pussy!". Let's just say I clean up nicely?
mollyjbear23 10
Good for you for keeping it! Kids these days throw it away like it doesn't mean a thing.
RaulGarcia30 10
Are you a virgin cause you're scared you don't know what to do in bed? Or is it by choice? cause either way if you're okay with it there's no shame
musiciangirl591 16
does it matter? her life, her business
ellanchanted91 8
That's like when I had Mono and my doctor kept pushing for a blood test for pregnancy... She knew for a fact I was a virgin!! Stupid ass doctors...
musiciangirl591 16
whenever any female student goes to our health center at the college i go to, no matter what they have, they automatically get tested for pregnancy (i got tested 4 different times when i went when i was sick), not sure why, but they do that
Shade1982 20
For the love of god, I know I should not let myself get drawn into the comments section, but by reading some of the comments I can now understand how so many can get diseases without them ever knowing how or why. Please do research before responding. You CAN get an STD without ever having sex. Herpes is an STD, but can infect a body through virtually any open wound contact. There are also several parasitic diseases which can survive for hours outside the human body (Trichomonas vaginalis and crab lice for example). You can even spread HIV through the use of infected needles.
ichoosetobe 10
Hey, good on you for being a virgin still!! That is rare.
Cas547 8
An virgin with an STD? Who are you trying to kid?
Jebitesevsi 11
Some STIs are transmitted through skin contact or oral sex. You don't have to have penetrative sex in order to get one.