By Anonyme - 26/02/2013 07:12 - Madagascar - Mahajanga

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual attention. He woke me up by putting a slice of ham on my head. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
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Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.

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myGRAM 14
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No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...

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SixthSinEnvy 39
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Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.

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C8H18 33
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Usual attention = anal.

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myGRAM 14
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No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...

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Saluriel 12

I think that counts as breakfast on head.

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neuronerd 28

That's kind of adorable, other than the likely residual scent of ham in your hair.

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superlloyd 15
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like staring at your belly button while fucking his ear with his finger that is slthered with mayonaise?

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RedPillSucks 31

WTF??!!

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Arkham_Callabero 15
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I'll have what he's having

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burgermike92 17

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

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burgermike92 17

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

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burgermike92 17

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

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burgermike92 17

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

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doodycakes 16
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You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

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kstephens2326 15
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At least Your boyfriend has a sense of humor and it hopefully made you laugh. Nobody wants a boring relationship.

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Psycho_Lollipop 12
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At least he tried

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janfleury 19
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That's so funny.

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Attacksloth 33

What the heck is "unusual attention"? Frame you for murder and get you arrested?

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Attacksloth 33

What is unusual attention?? Sounds to me like you were being unclear.

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