Anonyme
Mahajanga, Madagascar
Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual attention. He woke me up by putting a slice of ham on my head. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.
myGRAM 14
No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...
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SixthSinEnvy 39
Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.
C8H18 33
Usual attention = anal.
myGRAM 14
No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...
Saluriel 12
I think that counts as breakfast on head.
neuronerd 29
That's kind of adorable, other than the likely residual scent of ham in your hair.
superlloyd 15
like staring at your belly button while ******* his ear with his finger that is slthered with mayonaise?
RedPillSucks 33
WTF??!!
Arkham_Callabero 15
I'll have what he's having
burgermike92 17
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
burgermike92 17
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
burgermike92 17
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
burgermike92 17
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
doodycakes 16
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
kstephens2326 15
At least Your boyfriend has a sense of humor and it hopefully made you laugh. Nobody wants a boring relationship.
Psycho_Lollipop 12
At least he tried
janfleury 19
That's so funny.
Attacksloth 33
What the heck is "unusual attention"? Frame you for murder and get you arrested?
Attacksloth 33
What is unusual attention?? Sounds to me like you were being unclear.