FML : Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual attention. He woke me up by putting a slice of ham...

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual attention. He woke me up by putting a slice of ham on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonyme - / Tuesday 26 February 2013 07:12 / Madagascar - Mahajanga

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By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6619698 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:18

Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.

By myGRAM | 14

#6619724 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:54

No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...

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By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6619698 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:18

Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.

By C8H18 | 33

#6619709 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:30

Usual attention = anal.

By myGRAM | 14

#6619724 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:54

No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...

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Saluriel | 12

#6621205 - Sunday 5 June 2016 0:03

I think that counts as breakfast on head.

By neuronerd | 28

#6619748 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:23

That's kind of adorable, other than the likely residual scent of ham in your hair.

By superlloyd | 15

#6619768 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:43

like staring at your belly button while fucking his ear with his finger that is slthered with mayonaise?

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RedPillSucks | 31

#6619791 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:57

WTF??!!

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Arkham_Callabero | 15

#6619959 - Thursday 2 June 2016 1:07

I'll have what he's having

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burgermike92 | 17

#6620044 - Thursday 2 June 2016 3:30

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

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burgermike92 | 17

#6620045 - Thursday 2 June 2016 3:30

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

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burgermike92 | 17

#6620046 - Thursday 2 June 2016 3:30

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

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burgermike92 | 17

#6620047 - Thursday 2 June 2016 3:30

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

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doodycakes | 16

#6620435 - Friday 3 June 2016 16:12

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

By kstephens2326 | 15

#6619773 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:46

At least Your boyfriend has a sense of humor and it hopefully made you laugh. Nobody wants a boring relationship.

By Psycho_Lollipop | 12

#6619776 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:46

At least he tried

By janfleury | 19

#6619779 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:49

That's so funny.

By Attacksloth | 33

#6619815 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 21:20

What the heck is "unusual attention"?

Frame you for murder and get you arrested?

By Attacksloth | 33

#6619816 - Wednesday 1 June 2016 21:20

What is unusual attention?? Sounds to me like you were being unclear.

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