Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual attention. He woke me up by putting a slice of ham on my head. FML
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SixthSinEnvy
| 39
Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.
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myGRAM
| 14
No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...
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SixthSinEnvy
| 39
Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.
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C8H18
| 33
Usual attention = anal.
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myGRAM
| 14
No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...
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Saluriel
| 12
I think that counts as breakfast on head.
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neuronerd
| 28
That's kind of adorable, other than the likely residual scent of ham in your hair.
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superlloyd
| 15
like staring at your belly button while fucking his ear with his finger that is slthered with mayonaise?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
WTF??!!
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Arkham_Callabero
| 15
I'll have what he's having
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burgermike92
| 17
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
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burgermike92
| 17
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
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burgermike92
| 17
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
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burgermike92
| 17
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
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doodycakes
| 16
You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?
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kstephens2326
| 15
At least Your boyfriend has a sense of humor and it hopefully made you laugh. Nobody wants a boring relationship.
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Psycho_Lollipop
| 12
At least he tried
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janfleury
| 19
That's so funny.
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Attacksloth
| 33
What the heck is "unusual attention"?
Frame you for murder and get you arrested?
Frame you for murder and get you arrested?
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Attacksloth
| 33
What is unusual attention?? Sounds to me like you were being unclear.