By Anonyme - 26/02/2013 07:12 - Madagascar - Mahajanga

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual attention. He woke me up by putting a slice of ham on my head. FML
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Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.

No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...

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Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.

Usual attention = anal.

No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...

Saluriel 12

I think that counts as breakfast on head.

neuronerd 28

That's kind of adorable, other than the likely residual scent of ham in your hair.

like staring at your belly button while fucking his ear with his finger that is slthered with mayonaise?

RedPillSucks 31

WTF??!!

I'll have what he's having

burgermike92 17

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

burgermike92 17

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

burgermike92 17

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

burgermike92 17

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

You seem to know a lot about that. Why though?

At least Your boyfriend has a sense of humor and it hopefully made you laugh. Nobody wants a boring relationship.

At least he tried

That's so funny.

Attacksloth 33

What the heck is "unusual attention"? Frame you for murder and get you arrested?

Attacksloth 33

What is unusual attention?? Sounds to me like you were being unclear.