Forever alone and Health: Sad but true

Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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Thanks guys

By parentalnightmare - 16/04/2016 04:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was diagnosed with a chronic pain condition. My parents seemed very sympathetic and my mother even cried. When we got home, though, they started laughing and asked if I really believed all the shit the doctor was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 21:48 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 05:01 - Canada - Emsdale

Today, I was diagnosed with polycystic ovaries and confided in my mom, after being told I would have trouble having kids. Five minutes later, I hear the whole family laughing about it downstairs. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By sad_panda - 26/06/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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science-teacher 15

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:38

Did you feel the 'burn' from that insult?

Medieval_Unicorn 24

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:02

The roast of OP, RIP your dignity :P But hey congrats on being healthy instead of promiscuous and diseased! You've certainly chosen the better of the two options

Comments

science-teacher 15

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:38

Did you feel the 'burn' from that insult?

HoboMeth 33

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:38

It's just a prank bro

AbeFrohman 10

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:52

Funny doctor... Not.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:59

Doctor Mom is having none of your shenanigans.

Medieval_Unicorn 24

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:02

The roast of OP, RIP your dignity :P But hey congrats on being healthy instead of promiscuous and diseased! You've certainly chosen the better of the two options

theoldman 22

Saturday 14 May 2016 17:12

There's nothing wrong with "being promiscuous" as long as you are being safe about it. You can have sex and be healthy. I don't like the implication that if you have a lot of sex that you are diseased.

DarkSerebii 11

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:55

You can be monogamous and still be diseased. Not everyone knows/discloses that they have an infection right off the bat, or they're too ashamed/assholish to admit it.

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:30

Well, to be fair, it's definitely better for you that you *aren't* known for your sexual exploits. Doctor Mom raised you right, it seems.

farmgirl98 14

Saturday 14 May 2016 17:34

That is incredibly inappropriate and unprofessional. Fyl op

feven 32

Saturday 14 May 2016 18:19

LOL. Your mom is a savage.

Ms_ValS 27

Saturday 14 May 2016 18:21

I really don't understand how that would be a funny prank. What if she slapped you across the face as a knee jerk reaction? My parents sure would. Oh well. Maybe he knows you and your mother well enough to know how she'd react to hearing that about you.