Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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Top comments
biggestfan23 11
Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days
MelTheGreat 23
27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.
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Comments (172)
Horris 3
Saying your a virgin and shouldn't have an STD is like saying I haven't killed anybody so I clearly haven't punched anyone. It's misleading and doesn't mean you haven't been exposed.
Ayanpatel95 7
I guess ur doctor must have looked at a wrong file lol
qwertyiou9 7
FYL for virgin part.
Satoaoi 13
not everyone loses there virginity at 14 . maybe you have a **** doctor or something
Zanquis 22
Well maybe you should focus on the symptoms, just because something is called a STD does not mean it is the ONLY way of getting that dissease. Sometimes people get STD in otherways also. Would suck though, doing the time without doing the crime ;)
viper8608 9
28 year old virgin? your life does suck.
mikex31 4
Go get laid my friend
iB_fml 8
I cant quite understand why your doctor thought you lied to her. I know ppl lie about *not* being a virgin, but I dont think I know anyone who lies about being one, especially not at that age. Of course I'm not saying there is anything wrong with being a virgin, but the truth is that I dont think society takes it the same way. And apparently, the OP's doc doesnt either. One of my friends went to a gynecologist a couple years ago and he got so confused when she told him she was a virgin (she was like 24 at the time) that he kept asking her all the ("wrong") questions to all of which she kept responding to with one of these: no, i didnt, i havent, nope, not recently, etc... She described it as "dear god, so embarassing" and couldnt wait to get out of there. Anyhow, I can only imagine how the OP felt during that visit (especially given the circumstances/diagnosis), but may I add - in case the doctor wasnt simply confused like the example above, it might be time you consider switching to another doc, OP
Knightchaser27 25
Maybe you should get a second opinion
SphinxJinx 0
Wow, I really enjoy sex. I'm glad I didn't wait till 20+. I suppose its not everyone's cup of tea though and losing your virginity isn't a rush.