Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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rawrface22
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Chickens are reptiles , duh
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Isoldael
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Then again, they can also fly. Avi-amphibian?
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IndiRae
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16- I can swim, my dog can swim, my cats can swim, my horses can swim. And I'm pretty sure that we are all mammals..
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IndiRae
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16- I can swim, my dog can swim, my cats can swim, my horses can swim. And I'm pretty sure that we are all mammals..
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docscientist
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No, 32 just failed extremely hard.
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cwissi
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I think I know who won the stupid award
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olpally
| 32
Who cares?!? Lol.. Op your mom is stupid so dont argue with her..
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EnEl_Infierno
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That's true chickens are reptiles, Emma Watson is an alien, Obama is Kenyan, and from majority of these fmls I believe were a nation destined to be called, idoitocracy.
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ILoveEmoes
| 9
Spelled wrong by accident or a clever joke, 84, that is the question!
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danishbagel
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32 is a special brand of human known as "Mentally Unfit" or "Mother-Fucking Retarded".
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Sweet_Testicles
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32 is making me lose faith that people know what sarcasm is nowadays
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CryMoreFMLs
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It's okay Indi, we still love you.
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EnEl_Infierno
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#93 *facepalm* Now their goes my shot to be president of Idiocracy and settle for being a congressman. fml.
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GabbyCharityM
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84 - Idiocracy. Not "idiotocracy".
Idiocracy is actually a movie too, btw.
Idiocracy is actually a movie too, btw.
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
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131-Don't lie to her.
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EnEl_Infierno
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149- scroll up just a little bit, that's. right, now slowly read post 132, now really loud so we can all hear it... *FACEPLAM*
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CryMoreFMLs
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152 - But... :( Lying makes me feel better...
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IceColdCholo
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Wow. That was a pretty big fail
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purrfume
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Chickens are birds and all birds are essentially reptiles because they stem from the dinosaurs (thus being reptiles). Remember the dinosaur that flew with it's beak and bat-like wings? The fact that they are reptiles can be seen by their beaks, laying eggs and so forth. I repeat - all birds are in fact reptiles!! I'm not making this stuff up, study zoology. Mammals are classified by giving birth directly without eggs!
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themacuser
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agree, drown the stupid bitch
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Asianess
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WTF horses can't swim?
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AnagenisisZagus
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131, speak for yourself.
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viper07
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okay 175, where do I start..
first of all, if giving live birth is a classification for being a mammal, then how could a platypus or an echidna be a mammal? which they are btw. and some reptiles do in fact give live birth such as some rattlesnakes and garter snakes
second, if having a beak and laying eggs makes something a reptile then an octopus and a squid are both reptiles...?
I think the dinosaur you're talking about is a pterosaur, which didn't have a beak and its wings were far from bat-like. unless you're talking about archaeopteryx which had feathers and flew but is neither a bird nor a reptile. dinosaurs have their own classification.
and last but not least, birds are in no way reptiles as can be seen by the fact that they are warm-blooded, lay hard-shelled eggs as opposed to leathery shells, have hollow bones, have a heart with a different number of chambers, have a completely different metabolism, and half a dozen other things.
first of all, if giving live birth is a classification for being a mammal, then how could a platypus or an echidna be a mammal? which they are btw. and some reptiles do in fact give live birth such as some rattlesnakes and garter snakes
second, if having a beak and laying eggs makes something a reptile then an octopus and a squid are both reptiles...?
I think the dinosaur you're talking about is a pterosaur, which didn't have a beak and its wings were far from bat-like. unless you're talking about archaeopteryx which had feathers and flew but is neither a bird nor a reptile. dinosaurs have their own classification.
and last but not least, birds are in no way reptiles as can be seen by the fact that they are warm-blooded, lay hard-shelled eggs as opposed to leathery shells, have hollow bones, have a heart with a different number of chambers, have a completely different metabolism, and half a dozen other things.
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kaaayceeee
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And you said you hate stupid people looool...
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BShady96
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Chicken is food. The end.
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nature_girl_08
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oops. XD i see that 226 said birds weren't reptiles, not dinosaurs. in which case, you're right, they're not technically reptiles. but the rest of my statement stands for everyone else
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Angel1000168
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My horse swims all the time.
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Testing1234
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Are you frekin kidding me right now? Please say you are!
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goober675
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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KaySL
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^ Are you the OP's mom? Chickens are BIRDS, not mammals.
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lolboy300
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And birds are mammals!
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GrammarNaziFTW
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Wow 10
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ibedestinie
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faggot!!
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Angelastic_fml
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Not all mammals have live births; monotremes are mammals that lay eggs (and produce milk.) Mammary glands are they key.
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Skinkitten
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True! The platypus is one.
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instnt1nfction
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There is a platypus controlling me
And he's under the table
And he's under the table
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theawesomest007
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Haha its sad that ik wher thats from :P
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iparker97
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Yeah and the elephant is a nocturnal Vertebrae
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shovels
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Birds are mammals!
Tomatoes are fruit!
Finland is not in Scandinavia!
Tomatoes are fruit!
Finland is not in Scandinavia!
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shovels
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97, The first one was sarcasm, but when I said the other two, I was cereal!
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sheethapins
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Platypus are secret agents who save the world from grandma's meatloaf. Duh.
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Dr_Jalepenos
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Platypussies are secret agents.
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tucansam555
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Idiot -_______-
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cab227
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Aren't birds warm blooded? That makes them a mammal.
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SugarRushxx
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No, 162, that does not make them automatically mammal. God fucking damn it.
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gymyboy95
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mammals don't lay eggs
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gymyboy95
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sorry most don't but if your a bird your a bird not a mammal just like a reptiles not a mammal or an amphibian bird is genre so to speak just like mammal
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iparker97
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Somebody failed biology class....
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rawritsannie
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You must be retarded.
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legitasaurusrex
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Obviously sarcasm...
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ThatsSOBforshort
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Well DUH, EVERYONE knows that...
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oops_im_fucked
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Oh I get it...
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oops_im_fucked
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Oh I get it...
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iBanana
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Obviously not.
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ThatOneCanadian
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Some people just get a degree to say they have one, or get a good job :/
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IFF_President
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Lol i didn't know that!
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CleverBastard
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Why are all parents on FML painfully stupid? -_-
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jellybeans4833
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Why would they end up on FML otherwise?
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rattusrattus
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"My parents are amazingly wise, wonderfully benevolent, utterly sane, gloriously tolerant, delightfully intelligent and practically perfect in every way. FML"
Yeah, not gonna happen.
Yeah, not gonna happen.
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white16sox
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Well it could be like
"Today I got in an argument with my mother because she said aligators are reptiles. I'm an alligator hunter and I didn't know that FML"
"Today I got in an argument with my mother because she said aligators are reptiles. I'm an alligator hunter and I didn't know that FML"
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CrAzYyEt
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Lol no worries my mom is a dumb ass too.
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Nothingson1864
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That's not nice to say about your mom...-_-
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CrAzYyEt
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I'm a teenager. It's basically my right to say that about my mom.
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Angelastic_fml
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Maybe it's because they have 'breasts'
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sheethapins
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OP's mom has "breasts," so... she's a chicken? Slowly things are becoming much clearer...
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tellithowitis
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just give her a medicine. there's a special kind called 'google'
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Wheredidgrungego
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I always though chickens were fast food. My bad.
No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.