2 ply, or not 2 ply? that is the question.

That was brilliant #26. I'd like to 3 ply to your pun with another.

Maybe it's because op's dad didn't do enough 4ply before sex?

that relationship is full of shit

I think some would even say it was... Paper thin.

It seems as if their relation ship went... down the drain.

they were on the last roll

The entire reason I signed into FML for the first time in YEARS to my memory is to say this: Get out. xD

I believe this is known as overhand, or underhand. My rule of thumb is, if there are toddlers or cats in the house, underhand it is.

Dammit #6, I was gonna make a comment like that. But at least you're correct and I don't have to tell you what a blundering fool you are for putting your rolls on backwards. Under just LOOKS stupid.

well if you have cats (like I do) then putting it over would be a disaster. I have to put it under because if I dont then my cats will attack it and unroll it just to make confetti around the house

I have a lifting metal cover on my toilet paper to keep the cat from getting to it. I can't stand having the roll the wrong way

@31: Genius!! I need to get one of those! My profile pic was my Mother's Day surprise from one of my fur babies. Caught her in the act!

I have a cat as well, and I can't stand underhand toilet paper, so I just shut the door so he can't get in

#31; "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to hide your toilet paper is insignificant, next to the power of a cat."

Leave.

I was about to say, wow no one left a "that's a shitty situation" comment and then you came along and had to try being funny!

Shouldn't both parties be at fault instead of just blaming the dad?