By hobo - 17/05/2015 17:47 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
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steveykinz0967 16

Wow their relationship is really in the toilet.

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Allornone 35

you roll the paper over, not under, dammit.

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df21312 21

Toilet paper breaks homes apart. That's why I keep 3 different types at my moms house.

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meliodafool_ 15

2 ply, or not 2 ply? that is the question.

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False_Stupidity 41

That was brilliant #26. I'd like to 3 ply to your pun with another.

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scyth3s 13

Maybe it's because op's dad didn't do enough 4ply before sex?

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wakemeupplease 21

Such an important thing I totally agree with that fight!!! :p

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steveykinz0967 16

Wow their relationship is really in the toilet.

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Myo_fml 20

I think some would even say it was... Paper thin.

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Daevas 18

It seems as if their relation ship went... down the drain.

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Klokwerk 4

The entire reason I signed into FML for the first time in YEARS to my memory is to say this: Get out. xD

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Chabela23 8

It was probably an argument on which direction should you place it. Paper facing you or facing away from you

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Dingodile_fml 11

I believe this is known as overhand, or underhand. My rule of thumb is, if there are toddlers or cats in the house, underhand it is.

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Allornone 35

you roll the paper over, not under, dammit.

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snowflaky 22

Dammit #6, I was gonna make a comment like that. But at least you're correct and I don't have to tell you what a blundering fool you are for putting your rolls on backwards. Under just LOOKS stupid.

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lil_juggalette 15

well if you have cats (like I do) then putting it over would be a disaster. I have to put it under because if I dont then my cats will attack it and unroll it just to make confetti around the house

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drayloon 50

I have a lifting metal cover on my toilet paper to keep the cat from getting to it. I can't stand having the roll the wrong way

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LittleRed79 39

@31: Genius!! I need to get one of those! My profile pic was my Mother's Day surprise from one of my fur babies. Caught her in the act!

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columbusthecat 17

I have a cat as well, and I can't stand underhand toilet paper, so I just shut the door so he can't get in

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Colon_Man 17

#31; "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to hide your toilet paper is insignificant, next to the power of a cat."

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

some assholes are just sensitive.

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llamarrama01 21

That's a shitty situation

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mmmxr 11

I was about to say, wow no one left a "that's a shitty situation" comment and then you came along and had to try being funny!

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myoukei 31

Your dad is rather inconsiderate, especially if he was the one who decided to break things off and walk: he doesn't have your stability in mind at all when he makes decisions. FYL OP, hope things cool down soon.

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dfair1987 16

Shouldn't both parties be at fault instead of just blaming the dad?

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_Peppermint_ 34

Hope you find somewhere to settle again soon!

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