Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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txdiva 0
Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!
babyteef 0
good answer on his part
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Comments (127)
H8SnkrDoodls 2
ea
Ashley121645 0
haha get a sense of humor. thats a funny response i have never heard that one lol haha!
gasjockey22 1
It's easy to say something out of hurt. I may have said the same thing in that situation. It doesn't necessarily mean you were wrong to break up with him, but he would probably lash out either way. At least he attacked you verbally instead of physically (not to suggest that I would do THAT).
LynzCatastrophe 0
well you have something to think about, your better off without him, he doesn't care that you are breaking up with him, he sounds like he was only around for sex, and he's cheap!
Mpsteve13 7
your bf is awesome
uwnk 0
gotcha
anonymous595 0
nice one haha
war_turtle810 5
haha well you can't blame him for keeping his priorities straight! :3
oliiiviaaa1 0
Jerk! I would even waste my time writing about him.
remixedmouse 0
Sorry you didnt get your expected water works. Stuck up