Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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Top comments
txdiva 0
Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!
babyteef 0
good answer on his part
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Comments (127)
oliboi 0
hahahahahahahahaha i loved that guys comeback. epic. out of condoms. but kinda chicks fault
SupermanXL 3
how do you "try" to break up? isn't it a yoda-like moment of "do or do not, there is no try"?
zabava 0
a man with his priorities correct
erjaguam 0
lol I hate condoms.
mrguy266 0
I would dump him just becuz he said that..he sounds like an asshole.
TempestJones 0
She was dumping him... hence why he said that... duh.
nemohazADDlama 0
well.......... money is tight these days.....
bombtastic 10
too bad that's the only thing that's tight. ;)
george456 0
#63 FTW
randomcory 0
Condoms are stupid.
chemqueen20 0
I agree and fyl OP, he was just usin you :(
boopityboppity 11
You misspelled, "I'm going to be a parent really soon."
bella_coza 0
or you know, get some horrible STD
Prestigex 0
Yo dawg, I heard you like seckz, so I put a condom in your condom so you can **** while you ****.
boopityboppity 11
It doesn't get any funnier on the second or third FMLs.
Prestigex 0
it's what you do when you're bored at school with Internet connection. (:
boopityboppity 11
Haha, I'm in Holland!
Prestigex 0
Haha, well hello. I'm in Washington. (:
boopityboppity 11
See, but I live in PA. I was trying to say that I got out of school.
Prestigex 0
What are you doing all the way in Holland?
boopityboppity 11
Vacation. I think, after one more of your comments, we should cease talking, so as not to annoy the other commentors with a huge, unrelated thread.
Prestigex 0
Very well, nice talking to you. I'm about to lose Internet anyway, enjoy your vacation friend!
dwojo 0
YAAAYY
jweezy89 4
Ok having sex alot does not mean someone is being used. It means your in a relationship, tard.
maskedman 9
Lately, FML has given me a lot of great comebacks for when my girlfriend dumps me. Why are these girls complaining when their boyfriends are cool with getting dumped. If I dumped my girl and she was cool that would be a dream come true. Instead most of them just cry their eyes out and send me on a guilt trip or try to murder me.
boopityboppity 11
*Murders maskedman*
maskedman 9
I would respond but I'm dead. This is really going to mess up my weekend.
boopityboppity 11
Begone, spirit! Go back to the shadow!