Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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txdiva 0
Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!
babyteef 0
good answer on his part
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Comments (127)
perdix 31
I'm missing the FML here -- the easy break-up is one of life's little kisses. It dated a girl for three years and the last one was a real slog, but I didn't have the heart to dump her. When she dumped me, I was thrilled! No tears and a weight lifted off of my chest! Did the OP want her bf to burst into tears and faint like that pantywaste from yesterday?
brucesgirl 0
wow lol he doesn't have a brain to think or he is in denial
johnnyexpl0sion 0
seriously i dont blame him. condoms are ******* expensive. the good ones anyway..
johnnyexpl0sion 0
oh, and i hate all these fmls that are like "i was trying to break up with my boyfriend and he was a meaniface!!" its not an fml if YOU'RE the one that wanted to break up anyway.
graysky101 0
hey one way or another you got your wish... just be happy!!!
chelssbaby 0
bahhahahahaaa! I love it!
88sforlife 0
Soundz Like A Sticky Situation!!
aardvarkish 17
These complaints about what boyfriends say during a breakup speech remind me of a (thank God) ex who always broke up with me matter-of-factly, then after I said "OK" started an emotional argument about why she was doing this, then after I said I would keep that in mind for future reference, she would agree to get back together. I finally just walked out before she could get that far.
Nakedsquirrel 5
I've noticed the girls that use "they need space and time to think" as grounds for breaking up are the ones that take less than a month, often much less, to wind up in a relationship with someone else. Having seen so many dudes fed that bullshit, and been told that myself, I'm pretty much convinced that's the default excuse for girls with no spine that can't outright admit they're getting the hots for someone else but aren't so low to be willing to cheat.
R3kli3 10
I love it when a dude/girl breaks up with someone and the heartbroken person says something even worse..LOL