Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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rmujerita
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just leave!
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Elphie_fml
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Coupling is epic :)
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skybeau
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Yes!! Someone else that watches Coupling! Well, it's his relationship too - he should get a say in it :P
Seriously though, if you're dating someone so demanding that they refuse to accept you breaking up with them, you're gonna have some problems. FYL indeed
Seriously though, if you're dating someone so demanding that they refuse to accept you breaking up with them, you're gonna have some problems. FYL indeed
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silvermoonstar3
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I had that happen once... only being an actual person, and not some kind of robot that has to follow orders, I said, "too bad". I did get that "It's my relationship too, I should get a say!". Scary shit! Seriously, just leave. If you don't live together, there should be no problem. Lock your doors. If he keeps coming back, call the cops. If that doesn't work, get a restraining order. If that fails, jail should hold him ;P You just can't force someone to be in a relationship they don't want to be in. Quit being one of those weak, spineless girls who just does what anyone says. YDI. I don't see why some people clicked YLiF instead. I mean, YLiF if you are that pathetic, but it's YDI.
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AntiChrist7
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well she should give it a year, so she will end up hacking up his body
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greenburbon
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flex_able
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not really, that happened to me 7 years ago, and i am now married to the man...and happy!
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raNDMGUy
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REJECTED!!!!! :P
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cthulhu1138
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If he doesn't want you leaving, that's his problem
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lexilovesyou
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Lmao thats halariouss!
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perryscherry
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Its also not fair to force someone to not be in a relationship they want to be in... jking :)
@ the OP, just try to keep him at bay....goodluck.
@ the OP, just try to keep him at bay....goodluck.
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nviedemerde
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You're married to a man who said no when you tried to break up with him?!?! That's pretty messed up. Did you say no when he proposed, too? Then he just shoved the ring on your finger anyway?
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lolbulla
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worst fml ever
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Acidpops
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As much as I love Coupling, Seinfeld did this joke way before they did.
I still think it's brilliant.
I still think it's brilliant.
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Kylias
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Boyfriend =/= Married
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whitneyrose
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That really sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just ignore him and leave him anyways.
Just ignore him and leave him anyways.
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BoomGoesDynamite
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wow to #138.
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Petargh
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lmao, Jane from Coupling moment ;D
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Chantalasaurus
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OMG I LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE JEFF !
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amygattinesi
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hahahaha, that is just great. plain and simple, great.
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Atara223
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Spineless. Just sayin.
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lovelydefiance89
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I had that happen to me too. it's like: who are you to tell me no? I ended up ignoring him and got another guy in a few weeks, the ex went on a rant on about how I was a cheater. ridiculous
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kieran247
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laaaaaawl
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Darcon
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wow sorry but you are HOT! hey hey it's summer time~~
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ShadowLuffer
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Maybe he said no because he was going to propose soon?
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lightanddark
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how does someone ssy no to breaking up?
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yikes12345
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wow... he's demanding... he shouldn't be able to tell you no. dump his ass
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rofl_lol_lmao
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wow... let me guess? you had a gf who did that and now you are convinced its the whole sex to blame instead of your patheticness? wait wait dont tell me. you forced someone to have sex after she saw your dick and tried to leave?
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miskui
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Way to try and compensate for your abnormally small penis. Women are humans too, asshole.
Honey - you want to leave, why the fuck are you asking him if you can? FUCKING LEAVE***
Honey - you want to leave, why the fuck are you asking him if you can? FUCKING LEAVE***
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Nikkitaria
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looks like she already did
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DKjazz
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She tried that. It didn't work.
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Kaination
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Step 1.) Kick him in the balls.
Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown.
lul.
Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown.
lul.
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sarahvalasco
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really my idea was:
1. Kick him in the balls
2. Ask if he still wants her
3. Repeat until he says no
1. Kick him in the balls
2. Ask if he still wants her
3. Repeat until he says no
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kpark115
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^ rofl
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NancyDeebensDPDS
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damn, only after I posted my comment I saw this. I'm sorry, I didn't copy you!
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49thmatador
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Brilliance. :)
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urcatsonfire
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taylorrxxo
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Oh because that remark isn't sexist.
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taylorrxxo
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And if it gets the job done, it doesn't matter if it's a cheap shot.
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SirDirtyRedD
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OHH! he said she aint got no nipples XD
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DameGreyWulf
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What.
Stop being a puss and just leave. Press charges if you must.
Stop being a puss and just leave. Press charges if you must.
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naem
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OMG!! there's no need to waist time getting the legal system involved. they're not married. this FML really isn't THAT bad. If they were married with some sort of pre-nup contract involving the assets they probably don't have then, ok, FTL.
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avoidthegirl
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Except if he didn't take no for an answer and then started stalking her. It would be a perfect situation to involve the cops. You're a fucking idiot.
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TinyLittleSilver
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Oops. I was supposed to give this comment a thumbs up! I feel bad now. :(
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Mozart24
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Itz not an optional thing - you just LEAVE! He has no say in it - just tell him, "Goodbye, have a nice life!"
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cutepooh
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Every thought maybe he LOVES u??
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voveraite
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huh? Loving someone does not give you ownership over them. Loving someone implies respecting them and their decisions, and wishing them the best in life, even if this does not imply you being around. Geez...
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silvermoonstar3
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I agree with #37 on this one. If you love someone, you can't just imprison them. It's not right. Attempting to convince them otherwise (like once, and not with any kinds of threats) is something you should do if you care, but seriously, you can't just say no. I bet you're the boyfriend :P
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regalarius
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I have never seen a site where the trolls get fed nearly this much...
Why are they called 'trolls,' anyways? In D&D, flame is one of the very few ways to kill a troll!
Why are they called 'trolls,' anyways? In D&D, flame is one of the very few ways to kill a troll!
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ihatestupidppl
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Lol even if you give them the benefit of the doubt and say it's not a troll, her name is "cutepooh". Which makes her all of...oh, about 7 years old. Doesn't understand the concept of a real relationship. You remember that age. "I punched you in the arm, that means you're my boy/girlfriend!"
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smiller0789
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You're my new favorite person 153 XD
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Sleepwalker418
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cutepooh, do you by any chance read Twilight/are a Twihard?
'Cause that would explain your comment in whole.
'Cause that would explain your comment in whole.
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acd23
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@ #153 Most sites have better moderation to keep the local troll population down and the strays are left to starve. But for some reason FML lets the trolls roam free most of the time, and everyone else keeps the trolls around by supplying them with a constant supply of fuel in the form of anger, irritation, etc. As to why they're called trolls, I do not know.
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Darksgirl1993
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You are very much my hero xD
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LycaonMoon
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332- he said why he thinks they're called trolls his comment.
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midwestjerk
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What the hell?
He can try and make his case for working the relationship out, and maybe even have a reasonable expectation that you will listen to his opinion. After he's done, you can dump his ass and move on with your life.
If you let him saying "no" be the only deciding factor, you deserve whatever you get. Grow a backbone and ditch his ass.
He can try and make his case for working the relationship out, and maybe even have a reasonable expectation that you will listen to his opinion. After he's done, you can dump his ass and move on with your life.
If you let him saying "no" be the only deciding factor, you deserve whatever you get. Grow a backbone and ditch his ass.
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khatuba
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hahahahaha
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cocacola999
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How did that conversation go?
You: Honey, let's break up!
Him: Umm... no.
You: *sigh* Ok. But let's go to cinema instead.
You: Honey, let's break up!
Him: Umm... no.
You: *sigh* Ok. But let's go to cinema instead.
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rmujerita
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XD that's hilarious
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OwnageAxe
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You: I'm breaking up with you
Him: No. I wont let you.
You: *sigh* fine.... wanna hit the bed?
Him: No. I wont let you.
You: *sigh* fine.... wanna hit the bed?
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lexiBRo
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LMAO...
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turnedoffTVgrey
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I'm so glad you said that because that was the first thing I thought of. It seems like no matter what's going on, it always makes me think of something that happened on Seinfeld, but this especially.
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k_cool
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I totally thought of Seinfeld! :)
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weezypanda420
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oddly enough I have had this conversation..
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Ryuunohi
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stop seeing him. when he begs you back, say you broke up with him. everything in a relationship is mutual. as far as you're concerned, there is no relationship. you don't need his approval.
Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown.
lul.