Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
war_turtle810
Mr rowlett, usa Single
MailMaster
Australia
Roode
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Public freakout time
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML