By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 475
You deserved it 23 274

Same thing different taste

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spiders are quite sexy. eight legs for MAXIMUM pleasure. xD

schwiggidy 0

you were masturbating UNDER a spider


I think you've had one too many collagen injections there girly.

I think don't guys like big lips. erm yeah. and uhh I hate spiders always have to call somebody to take them outside.

actually, i think there are lots of guys who do. i for one am one of them :)

The main thing is, she's a butt'er face with DSLs.

RedPillSucks 31

She looks fine to me. You're just an asshole.

Danniiboii22 shouldn't be one to speak... & they're not 'ew', they're pretty damn sexy. you can't tell me you've never gotten off to an eight legged sex freak. it's true. they're sex freaks..look it up. no joke.

There's a kind of spider that is going endangered because of its poor sex practices. When mating, the male will stab the females abdomen and inject her with semen. Well, these spiders are so fail and evolution that they essentially gang-rape the female, stab her multiple times in the abdomen and she usually dies.

tttiffany i don't think danniiboii is bad at all. kinda cute actually. I think everybody just needs to lay off everybody elses shit and chill. make love not war!!! xoxo

117 why are "you" sorry? I think she know it, you're just putting out there. . she is ugly, but I'd let her suck my dick with those lips!

##117 Yu can't say a word cuz there is noone in this post uglier that Yu. and for the others that is sayin bs . i d r g f (: I'm the way I am and I love it .

theycallmeMimi 0

I agree with 120's name. From what she says, she's awesome. :)

spiders are quite sexy. eight legs for MAXIMUM pleasure. xD

iSitt 0

and so a new genre of anime is born.

lovinj 2

damn! i have a serious fear of spiders but thats just ******* hot!

FYLDeep 25

There aren't too many beatles alive still for you to pleaure yourself over anymore.

Only two left. AND THEY'RE OLD, MM'KAY? ...but younger Paul and Rings, I'd take 'em any day ;3

i fap, anywhere. that i can clean up easily..

guckylynn 19
Hayman68 4

and girls don't fap, they finger

I think they still make the sane sound on how hard or fast you go at it but I would not know for sure lol.

schwiggidy 0

you were masturbating UNDER a spider

takeapieandrun 9

I masturbated to the spiders in Minecraft.

tsssssssss... the sound of armless green ******.

loveanthony645 5

I wonder if she had her mouth open when she orgasmed and the spider fell in...