By Anonymous - United Kingdom


  Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
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  tttiffany  |  0

Danniiboii22 shouldn't be one to speak...

& they're not 'ew', they're pretty damn sexy. you can't tell me you've never gotten off to an eight legged sex freak. it's true. they're sex freaks..look it up. no joke.

  alexFYL  |  11

There's a kind of spider that is going endangered because of its poor sex practices. When mating, the male will stab the females abdomen and inject her with semen. Well, these spiders are so fail and evolution that they essentially gang-rape the female, stab her multiple times in the abdomen and she usually dies.


tttiffany i don't think danniiboii is bad at all. kinda cute actually. I think everybody just needs to lay off everybody elses shit and chill. make love not war!!! xoxo

  AjaxF  |  0

117 why are "you" sorry? I think she know it, you're just putting out there. . she is ugly, but I'd let her suck my dick with those lips!

  im_awsome  |  2

##117 Yu can't say a word cuz there is noone in this post uglier that Yu.
and for the others that is sayin bs . i d r g f (:
I'm the way I am and I love it .