Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:11

Just one last mooch, for old times' sake. You wouldn't want him to stay because he couldn't afford to leave? Pay the man.

untoward 0

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Sunday 26 September 2010 16:15

fhl your life just got instantly better.

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SxyDianosaurRAWR 0

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Sunday 26 September 2010 16:10

lmfao

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:22

^ I hate it when people do that. OP- suck him off.

sheribb 5

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:23

why did you put up with that shit for 4years?? Please tell me you didn't gov him any money and made him and his crap walk wherever the hell he needed to go!!

MissErikaHart 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 17:02

op you shoulda ripped a $20 bill in half and threw it at him, just to b a bitch

Cinn_fml 22

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Sunday 26 September 2010 17:53

Isn't ripping up $20 a waste of $20 anyway? It would be more benefitial overall to just give it to him in whole.

MattBC97 4

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Sunday 26 September 2010 16:10

I got first, haha screw u FMLers

perdix 29

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:11

Just one last mooch, for old times' sake. You wouldn't want him to stay because he couldn't afford to leave? Pay the man.

ohSNAPyall 26

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Sunday 26 September 2010 18:53

Agreed, small price.

ChampionKO 6

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Sunday 26 September 2010 16:12

u fail to the max number 2

_HeadShot_ 0

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Sunday 26 September 2010 16:59

did #2 run away?

Sexywifey91 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:13

lol that us so sad no wonder you dumped him couldn't even afford to pay for his own gas!

ZuRG_fml 7

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Sunday 26 September 2010 16:14

Fax it to him

daniella4680 0

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Sunday 26 September 2010 16:14

sevenn and **** him

Astroman129 7

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Sunday 26 September 2010 17:52

I don't think she wants to have sex with him. Unless if it is breakup sex. Then it is fine. =]

doublelover 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:15

lol I guess he didn't understand it

untoward 0

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Sunday 26 September 2010 16:15

fhl your life just got instantly better.

TOL_fml 6

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:15

haha of course he would

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