Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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Top comments
txdiva 0
Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!
babyteef 0
good answer on his part
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Comments (127)
oliboi 0
#33 me2 but thats y thers new trojan ectsasy haha
digger21 0
Condoms are overrated anyways, you gotta Russian roulette that.
alex1227 0
lmfao
davidle1 0
I think #3 does look good. I also think you saying you need time to think isn't dumping someone but in fact I would go so far to say you suck! why drag it out? if your going to dump him then dump it don't give the guy a bs oh I need time to think. hope he finds a hotter and better girlfriend bc you suck!
kemolegend907 0
what a freaking dick... lol lmao WTF stfu
HeXr 22
what a retard. it's probably a good thing you broke up with that guy. you definitely want to be using condoms with someone like that since them reproducing would not be doing the world a favour
QueenOfStars 0
haha I love him
KissablePsycho 0
Would you rather him get on his knees and beg for you to stay with him? Get over it. You were breaking up with him anyway.
yoodawwwg 0
ydi for breaking up with him
Albertkoholic 8
yea! that's my man!