Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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txdiva 0
Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!
babyteef 0
good answer on his part
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Comments (127)
Saiiyko 0
hahaha. I agree. either one would be good. good thing he was thinking financially. sex is important dammit!
ndiesal 0
Well, you are breaking up with him for a reason...
DomoCullen 0
that stinks ahhhh! I just heard thunder:P
jk3195 0
Real great guy u picked there.
Mordecai89 0
good for him, I would have told you during that time, shove your fist up your ass and that should make more then enough space
cherriblizz 0
Well at least you know now that he was in it only for sex. Go and find someone who isn't looking for just a **** buddy.
boopityboppity 11
Thank you, 23! I was looking for at least one sensible person here! I absolutely and totally agree.
chandlerthedog 0
op is just another cum bucket :)
davidle1 0
see I think a lot of people are making assumptions here. what if the poster is a dram
TempestJones 0
Wether he was or wasn't in it for sex doesn't matter since she was already breaking up with him.... I still don't see it as a fml... or even how it could be all that upsetting that a person being broke up with isn't devistated... I just don't get it! O.o
Squeezeit 0
well, you know what he viewed you as good for...
subarumustang 0
so i guess your thinking process is over huh? i mean seriously...would you get back with him after that?
ElMetalero 0
she said while trying, so if she tried she might have failed and stayed with the dude.
jackie_loka 0
huh! woww.
pfunk129 1
mad props to him for using precaution.