By ER Birthday - 19/9/2019 14:00

Unhappy Birthday

Today, I got home from the hospital. Yesterday was my birthday, and I got a piece of steak caught in my lower esophagus, resulting in a trip to the ER and an overnight stay so they could put me under and fish it out. I’m not allowed meat for a month while they find out what caused it. FML

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By evilplatypus | 38

#7844836 - Thursday 19 September 2019 15:04

Ok, vegans and vegetarians annoy the hell out of me, but if you can’t refrain from meat for ONE MONTH, you might gave a problem.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7844885 - Thursday 19 September 2019 19:29

What kind of morons are you dealing with?

You need to cut your meat into smaller pieces and chew it a little bit. Case closed...next!!!

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By evilplatypus | 38

#7844836 - Thursday 19 September 2019 15:04

Ok, vegans and vegetarians annoy the hell out of me, but if you can’t refrain from meat for ONE MONTH, you might gave a problem.

Mathalamus | 23

#7844985 - Friday 20 September 2019 5:36

You do realize it's a substantial change in diet?

raven_of_azarath | 31

#7844990 - Friday 20 September 2019 6:01

If it’s so easy, then you do it.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7844882 - Thursday 19 September 2019 19:27

Looks like you got the gift of vegetarianism!

Hope you got the gift receipt because I'd take that shit back right away!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7844885 - Thursday 19 September 2019 19:29

What kind of morons are you dealing with?

You need to cut your meat into smaller pieces and chew it a little bit. Case closed...next!!!

guiltyschuldig49 | 7

#7844998 - Friday 20 September 2019 7:00

They said an allergic reaction possibly to meat caused my esophagus to swell and that’s why it got stuck. Cutting into smaller pieces won’t prevent that from happening again.

By guiltyschuldig49 | 7

#7844997 - Friday 20 September 2019 6:58

OP here! I should probably clarify that they said I had an allergic reaction to a meat that caused my esophagus to swell and that’s why the steak got stuck. Can’t eat meat while they figure out which one it was. Which sucks as I’m a seafood lover.