Unhappy Birthday

By ER Birthday - 19/09/2019 14:00

Today, I got home from the hospital. Yesterday was my birthday, and I got a piece of steak caught in my lower esophagus, resulting in a trip to the ER and an overnight stay so they could put me under and fish it out. I’m not allowed meat for a month while they find out what caused it. FML
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evilplatypus 38
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Ok, vegans and vegetarians annoy the hell out of me, but if you can’t refrain from meat for ONE MONTH, you might gave a problem.

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RichardPencil 30
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What kind of morons are you dealing with? You need to cut your meat into smaller pieces and chew it a little bit. Case closed...next!!!

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evilplatypus 38
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Ok, vegans and vegetarians annoy the hell out of me, but if you can’t refrain from meat for ONE MONTH, you might gave a problem.

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Mathalamus 24

You do realize it's a substantial change in diet?

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raven_of_azarath 34
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If it’s so easy, then you do it.

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RichardPencil 30
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Looks like you got the gift of vegetarianism! Hope you got the gift receipt because I'd take that shit back right away!

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RichardPencil 30
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What kind of morons are you dealing with? You need to cut your meat into smaller pieces and chew it a little bit. Case closed...next!!!

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guiltyschuldig49 12
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They said an allergic reaction possibly to meat caused my esophagus to swell and that’s why it got stuck. Cutting into smaller pieces won’t prevent that from happening again.

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guiltyschuldig49 12
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OP here! I should probably clarify that they said I had an allergic reaction to a meat that caused my esophagus to swell and that’s why the steak got stuck. Can’t eat meat while they figure out which one it was. Which sucks as I’m a seafood lover.

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