By stuckonrepeat - 04/08/2010 20:17 - Ireland

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Today, when I returned from holiday, I discovered my best friend taught my parrot dirty phrases for fun. I can't get her to shut up and my little niece and nephew are coming over in three days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 622
You deserved it 4 669
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JtotheZ 0
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I did the same thing with my grandmas parrot but I thought it Spanish bad words. ;P she doesn't know Spanish.

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ChocolateEclaire 0

Put a blanket on its cage so it sleeps and won't cuss. Make sure the kids don't get in that room though...

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theFMLwhore5 0
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omfg yes. you have a best fucking friend! it's amazing :D

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Freeze_fml 16
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^ I think I'm reading that incorrectly... ...

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robertdr 0
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i am sensitive i like commitment and changing myself

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TibbysMusic 1
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BEST best friend ever!! Oh and for the kid problem just send the bird to your room for the time, or your best friends house(:

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LiveThenDie 2
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29 you don't seem to realize how loud birds can get or how demanding they can be...

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quent10 0

awesome ! :D

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BahBah_The_Sheep 0
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Anyone else think this person is absolutely stunning? (#23)

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hobo_lowbo 0
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#34 your kitty looks pissed off

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skroal 7
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YDI for returning from Holiday, and finding out your best friend taught your parrot dirty phrases for fun. You can't get it to shutup, and your niece and nephew are coming over soon.

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isaiaha11 2

kill it

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thorfinntheassri 0

YDI for dividing by zero

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cincin75 0
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Easy solution: eat it. 

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BahBah_The_Sheep 0
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Hehe, I put the kittie picture up to hint at a solution I have thought of. ;)

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bamditzki 0
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lol why is this fml? its funny!

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twinny_sc 13

60, I don't get it.

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number0 8
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YDI for having friends

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MyChemical_fml 0

O.O... Three days grace? :D?

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tweetbaby14 18

doesn't the whole thick blanket over the cage trick stupid birds into thinking it's night? if not just serve it as dinner. such simple solutions.

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MnBran6 0
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76, welcome to the Internet.

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Emily9352 13

48, OH MY GOD shut the fuck up!!

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Brittney_E 0

wouldve done the same :]

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Austino713 0
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Kill the bird like in Dumb and Dumber with Jim Carrey :P

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jrp11 0

:)

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catalystics 2

don't worry kids these days learn bad words within 6 months of being born

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Cjw1220 0
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OMG I got modded for saying 6th and you are still there? FML is really making me mad

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Freeze_fml 16
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Let me get a tiny violin for you.

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lalagurl5 0

ikr the support team made me mad too! and OP just tell it to shut to the up or u will starve him

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kenshinjapan 2

third!

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ALindsey 0

Hahaha that is amazing =D FYL

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yarbles 3

just kill the bird

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That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

Agree with 4 you're gonna have to kill it.

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AninOnin 24
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Put it in the fridge.

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JtotheZ 0
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I did the same thing with my grandmas parrot but I thought it Spanish bad words. ;P she doesn't know Spanish.

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Hosea11 0
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Learn to spell.

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Cjw1220 0
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6th is better than 1st

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Cjw1220 0
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Moderated In 2 minutes, a new record

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ChocolateEclaire 0

Put a blanket on its cage so it sleeps and won't cuss. Make sure the kids don't get in that room though...

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ohhmyjeez 0

I love your best friend.

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Freeze_fml 16
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Are you sure your friend taught the parrot those words? Could have overheard what was going on in the house.

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Middrslife 0

One facial expression needed: :D

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Foxracingluver 0

it's simple: shoot the bird

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