Actually it's not that bad of an ordeal. Think of it this way. You now have a new item for dinner.

If walking past the parrot can make it so angry, I wouldn't want to imagine what would happen if you pee on it.

12, why would you pull your penis out in front of a bird with a two inch beak anyway (or try to squat on it if you're a chick)? To piss on it or not, it's a stupid idea.

I want 12 to try to pee on it so that he/she can make a FML about it when it bites them so I can be the bully from the Simpsons and scream HAHA as the first comment. :D

Today, I tried to take a piss on the parrot that attacked me. I have now lost my penis. FML

12 Who would pee on a bird? If someone squatted over/aimed at me I would use my 2 inch long beak.

Congrats on your recent sex change, 25.

The parrot pricked you lol _________^^^^

It is not possible if you murder the squawking beggar...

It was super effective

Op fainted... Op was rushes to the pokemin center...

*pokemon

Only a matter of time till it learns agility and drill peck. Then you're fucked.

Atleast it doesn't have "Fly", so you can still strike back.

What the fuuuuck?

Wait.. Sushi?

It's from Smosh (actually, "kids react to smosh" video).... But seriously, WTF has that anything to do with the FML and OP?

Smosh reference. Yes it is quite irrelevant but seeing as OP needed stitches, I'm assuming OP was bleeding. When the kid said this it was unexpected and weirded everyone out like I just did...

How about I give you a cup of shut the fuck up?

35- how about you keep your cup of shut the fuck up, and drink it too.

Hey theres enough to go around

Its on a perch not in a cage. So its pretty much free to roam.

Oh hell no! It has tasted blood. End its existence.

Lip smacking good!

I'm thinking Kentucky Fried parrot.

Sounds expensive.