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the horror :o
If walking past the parrot can make it so angry, I wouldn't want to imagine what would happen if you pee on it.
12, why would you pull your penis out in front of a bird with a two inch beak anyway (or try to squat on it if you're a chick)? To piss on it or not, it's a stupid idea.
I want 12 to try to pee on it so that he/she can make a FML about it when it bites them so I can be the bully from the Simpsons and scream HAHA as the first comment. :D
12 Who would pee on a bird? If someone squatted over/aimed at me I would use my 2 inch long beak.
Congrats on your recent sex change, 25.
The parrot pricked you lol _________^^^^
It is not possible if you murder the squawking beggar...
Congratulations! Your Parrot has learned Peck!
It was super effective
Op fainted... Op was rushes to the pokemin center...
*pokemon
Atleast it doesn't have "Fly", so you can still strike back.
And now the parrot will mock you. * skwouk you suck skwouk *
Let me eat the sushi with your blood on it!
Wait.. Sushi?
It's from Smosh (actually, "kids react to smosh" video).... But seriously, WTF has that anything to do with the FML and OP?
Smosh reference. Yes it is quite irrelevant but seeing as OP needed stitches, I'm assuming OP was bleeding. When the kid said this it was unexpected and weirded everyone out like I just did...
How about this? DONT WALK PAST THE CAGE! How dare you think you can do otherwise?:P
How about I give you a cup of shut the **** up?
Hey theres enough to go around
Dont get wood in front of a bird, they take it very seriously.
Get that ************ a cage!
Sounds expensive.
You know what they say about parrots who have tasted blood...
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Congratulations! Your Parrot has learned Peck!
the horror :o