By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML
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24788 6

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

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goode48 0

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

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Compwiz1993 0

this seems a lot like the whiteboard drawing of a penis. i call shenanigans. either way, it's a fail!

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I_hate_geography 0

FAILURE, no offense but that's all I can say x D

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DizzyDemon0 9

rofl. she could GET IT. IN THE PUDDIN POP. HAVE THE HO SCREAMIN MEATLOAF

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yesmy_love 0

HAAAAAA i like you.

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losergirl 0

Haha wowww #1 lol. I always carve a heart into my side lawn lol

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ZuRG_fml 7

awesome, but you totally deserved whatever came of that

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i_like_chicks 0

haha thats so funny, YDI though

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TJayU 0

Today, I was bored so I decided to shave a penis into my head, but right as I went to shave the rest off, my razor burst into flames. Angry, I decided to paint a penis into the side of our house. When I went to paint the rest of the wall, a homeless man stole my paint and ran off. So I decided to draw penises all over my arms, but when I went to remove them, I found I found i had not drawn them in, but in fact carved them in with a knife. FML

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squeaksx24 0

Hahahahahha. Nice job! You did deserve it though.

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Meow34 0

..Why would you do that?

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