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By ijustwannaplaymymusic - 27/05/2016 04:40 - United States - Jackson

Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 01:31 - United States - Westfield

Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML

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By mitochondriaisthepowerhouseofthecell - 27/12/2018 02:00

Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML

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By onemoreruinedthing - 24/01/2010 00:26 - United States

Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 06:52 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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By yeaokay - 29/10/2010 05:22 - United States

Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML

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Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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ShleeG 23

Friday 27 May 2016 16:20

Stop for a minute, think about it, shrug your shoulders and start playing again

SOILEDIT 51

Friday 27 May 2016 16:20

Consider his words deeply and play super abnoxiously.

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ShleeG 23

Friday 27 May 2016 16:20

Stop for a minute, think about it, shrug your shoulders and start playing again

SOILEDIT 51

Friday 27 May 2016 16:20

Consider his words deeply and play super abnoxiously.

chuka81 27

Friday 27 May 2016 19:07

Obnoxious.

arano 29

Saturday 28 May 2016 1:16

Well at least his user fits. He definitely soiled it.

SOILEDIT 51

Saturday 28 May 2016 5:53

It's obnoxious* to correct someone. ;)

Thorzix 23

Saturday 28 May 2016 14:33

No it isn't.

LPisLame 16

Saturday 28 May 2016 17:34

you should consider your words...obnoxiously...

tigerisabelle 31

Friday 27 May 2016 16:22

So tell him you don't love him and keep playing. Or, get better at piano.

fakedsincerity 32

Friday 27 May 2016 16:41

The way to get better is to keep playing though.

SpyroMello 29

Friday 27 May 2016 16:44

It's not the piano that sucks #3, OP's brother doesn't like OP's playing.

thatweirdasian 22

Friday 27 May 2016 17:13

lol, #3 is telling OP to get better at playing the piano, not to get a better piano.

pauls90 3

Sunday 29 May 2016 4:53

I read it as she needed to get a better piano, until I re-read it.

Fenbrae 17

Friday 27 May 2016 16:23

This is where you play his least favorite song to drive the point home.

Ben_Dover831 19

Saturday 28 May 2016 10:26

I like the way you think.

NoThanks999 19

Friday 27 May 2016 16:28

maybe you tuned your brothers wrong key

DoomedGemini 37

Friday 27 May 2016 16:33

I play flute and typically got threats from my brother. Still can't play unless he's not around.

Swan_Nazi 22

Friday 27 May 2016 16:36

I hope you played louder than before

kowsee 22

Friday 27 May 2016 16:44

So, do you love him?

danman27 15

Friday 27 May 2016 16:46

Some people are producers and others are consumers. The consumers are really insecure, so they try to stop others from producing. Keep being a producer.

Iamskynet 18

Friday 27 May 2016 17:48

consider another instrument like maybe Banjos

freddygasman 18

Friday 27 May 2016 21:14

or maybe the accordion. everyone loves the accordion.

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