By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 607
You deserved it 83 016

Same thing different taste

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HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

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how do you do that? I feel like it'd take a long time and a lot of precision. and how is this fake. who thinks of that unless they actually did it? You people say everythings fake. if your going to complain that they aren't real then don't read them.

weeeezy 0
jdb2009 0

I would have cut a huge set of boobs into the yard, that probably would have gotten a better response.

randomsloth 0
mk_xoxo 0

YDI. lol why do ppl always do that though?

I have a long backyard with a trampoline in the middle. My dad tells me to mow around the trampoline and go down the middle back and forth towards the outside. And he's also Christian.

You need to have some skill to draw a penis in the grass. Unless you have an insanely huge yard.

rhiannaa 0

dude, thats seriously hilarious. Its a good FML, but I clicked you deserved it, because you sort of did. Still really funny tho!

If you have a yard large enough to do that, your life can't really be ******.