By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 08:00 - Canada - Grand Bay

Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML
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mt21mt 15

That is f***ing childish and disrespectful. You are a moron.

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mt21mt 15

That is f***ing childish and disrespectful. You are a moron.

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davecross 11

I hope she beat your ass then made you go buy grass seeds and reseed the damaged grass area. And to top it off I really hope she make you buy a new lawn mower. What you did was stupid you do that to your friend lawn not your grandmothers

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joeyl2008 29

I'm not sure how or why she would make him buy her a new lawn mower.

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RichardPencil 30

Tell grandma that it’s a mushroom and hope she forgot what a dick looks like.

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Glowworm56 26

Mowing a dick sounds cliche anyway. Should have gone with something less embarrassing and awesome like a bunny.

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sumocj 14

Grandma says "looks just like the drawings you gave me in elementary!"

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mike3775 35

Hopefully your grandma is like my grandma, my grandma would beat the shit out of you and make you tear up that chunk of lawn and reseed it

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RockPrincess26 16

Karma: 1 You: 0 You definitely deserve it. I hope she makes you reseed.

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tonyfan00 38

"You call that a dick?! You should've seen the one your grandad had back when he was your age!"

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Bubbilility 27

With any luck your art skills are little lackluster?

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