Miscellaneous: Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because...

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 607

You deserved it 83 016

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Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML

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Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

goode48 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

Comments

ebbasaur 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:01

DID YOU ATLEAST TAKE A PICTURE?! I MEAN C'MON. Something the stupid, but witty needs to be CAUGHT on tape. But, FYL. ha.

ebbasaur 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:04

AND, HAHA @ #66!

CaptainJellyBean 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:05

Pretty soon we're going to see an abundance of FML's rather similar to the ones #30 and #76 wrote. I call fake.

saxlover 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:14

YDI for using a gas lawn mower. Get an electric one, or better yet, a pushable one that doesn't require any energy at all you ****** polar bear killer.

GoldenJew13 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:21

this one is definitely fake. Have you ever tried drawing a penis with a lawn mower? Its impossible.

latuka 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:34

wow 90.. you've tried? and isn't it ok if the grandma saw it? wouldn't it be worse if the entire family did... (which i presume happened.

QJD 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:29

#90 Made me lol for some reason. Polar bear killer....ha.

shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:31

hahahaahhaah i agree with 93. i would really like to be OP's friend. haha :P btw, 91, s my d. people should stop trying to spoil the fun. ps, i dont really have a d to s, but i said it anyways.

freeperiod 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:33

yall are stupid! obviously this is a fakeee FML!!

shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:42

oh and 52, i hate you too. he never said he didn't end up getting gas. he ran out, probably had to go in the house or something to get more, and couldnt stand guard of a lawn... he said his grandma saw. obviously he mowed it away eventually. people need to think before they speak hah