By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML
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24788 6
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HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

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goode48 0
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how the fuck do you do that haha thats some creativity

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hootersgirl09 0
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hahaha you're an idiot! get a life haha, but it was clever. and why would your grandma care? shes 83, shes definitely seen it all and gone through it all. btw FIRST! hahaha i always thought it was annoying when people do that but finallyyy it feels awesome! :]

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12
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yay. my life is completed because I got first.

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tylerbro 3
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Im sure your grandmother has seen PLENTY of penis' in her day.

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maniaccy 8
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I've seen this fml so many times

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24788 6
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HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

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Bondace 0
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Considering she is your grandma, I'm pretty sure she has seen a penis before. YDI though.

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reetah 0
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how old are you? really, with that level of maturity... but hey, who's saying the grandmother didn't enjoy it? :P

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goode48 0
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how the fuck do you do that haha thats some creativity

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ItsOkayImWhite 0
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^ exactly I'd be fucking proud of myself if I could do that, and I'd show it off XD

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justhadtosaytht 0
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1. Get perm marker and normal white/blackboard marker 2. Draw a penis with the perm marker 3. Disguise it as a cat with the normal marker 4. Wait till class starts :D

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lax2319 0
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dumbass. you should've made little circles coming out from the top.

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sLap_fml 0
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haha what is with guys and their obsession to draw pictures of penis's ?

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xander2347 0
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girls will never understand

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plethora 3
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She's seen a lot worse.

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