FML : Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided...

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Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By waltzy777 / Sunday 26 April 2009 08:12 / United States

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By 24788 | 5

#144567 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

By goode48 | 0

#144584 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

how the fuck do you do that haha thats some creativity

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By hootersgirl09 | 0

#144564 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:04

hahaha you're an idiot! get a life haha, but it was clever. and why would your grandma care? shes 83, shes definitely seen it all and gone through it all.

btw FIRST! hahaha i always thought it was annoying when people do that but finallyyy it feels awesome! :]

americuzz | 8

#1122706 - Thursday 22 July 2010 7:30

lol

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#2962542 - Sunday 24 July 2011 4:45

yay. my life is completed because I got first.

By Succubus_Maid | 0

#144566 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:04

fail

tylerbro | 3

#3784987 - Sunday 25 December 2011 5:25

Im sure your grandmother has seen PLENTY of penis' in her day.

maniaccy | 8

#5591201 - Sunday 21 July 2013 22:21

I've seen this fml so many times

By 24788 | 5

#144567 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

By JimmyR_1988 | 0

#144569 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

wow, so fake.

By Bondace | 0

#144572 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

Considering she is your grandma, I'm pretty sure she has seen a penis before.
YDI though.

By reetah | 0

#144574 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:06

how old are you? really, with that level of maturity...

but hey, who's saying the grandmother didn't enjoy it? :P

By goode48 | 0

#144584 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

how the fuck do you do that haha thats some creativity

ItsOkayImWhite | 0

#2498592 - Thursday 12 May 2011 16:41

^ exactly

I'd be fucking proud of myself if I could do that, and I'd show it off XD

justhadtosaytht | 0

#4698845 - Tuesday 17 July 2012 9:53

1. Get perm marker and normal white/blackboard marker
2. Draw a penis with the perm marker
3. Disguise it as a cat with the normal marker
4. Wait till class starts :D