FML : Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping...

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotHappyJan - / Monday 3 December 2018 03:00 /

Intimacy

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7729199 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:29

Did they offer to trim your bush, too?

By sunnyray812 | 42

#7728851 - Monday 26 November 2018 22:28

Lesson here? Never sunbathe naked unless you're at a nudist beach.

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By sunnyray812 | 42

#7728851 - Monday 26 November 2018 22:28

Lesson here? Never sunbathe naked unless you're at a nudist beach.

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7729197 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:27

Is that experience talking? Asking for a friend.

RichardPencil | 25

#7731907 - Monday 3 December 2018 3:27

Pay no attention to the crazy lady above. Feel free to sunbathe topless anywhere!

PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7731917 - Monday 3 December 2018 4:45

Does it really matter whether yard workers see her or beach goers? I assume she just didn't want to be seen, hence doing it when grandma was out.

TheSminty1 | 16

#7732216 - Monday 3 December 2018 20:18

LOL, because nobody can see you there

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7729199 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:29

Did they offer to trim your bush, too?

Phillycheeze | 20

#7731905 - Monday 3 December 2018 3:19

You are my new hero...... lol

Stan_The_Man | 7

#7732982 - Wednesday 5 December 2018 4:08

Nice

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7731925 - Monday 3 December 2018 6:02

I’m sure that was hard for them to see the view.

By jac_1964_au | 18

#7731956 - Monday 3 December 2018 8:44

Tradesman are professional , most likely wouldn’t say a word

By TumblrweedPasses | 10

#7732078 - Monday 3 December 2018 14:23

It was so hot you were sunbaking?? Jesus

By BetterThanU | 1

#7732212 - Monday 3 December 2018 20:16

Don't lie, you wanted the D. YDI

By TheSminty1 | 16

#7732214 - Monday 3 December 2018 20:17

Nothappyjan meet Happyjuan

By GUYMAINE | 13

#7732469 - Tuesday 4 December 2018 8:46

At your gmas? really?

By Stan_The_Man | 7

#7732983 - Wednesday 5 December 2018 4:09

Some would say that it’s nice to feel appreciated every now and then.

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