By Flip - France
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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  WaylonD  |  4

How do you know op os not his brother? 0_o

  RadikulRam  |  16

#175 OP said Euro, you used the Great British Pound sign (£), you were looking for the Euro sign (€ - Ctrl + Alt + 4 - for me.)

That said 50 Euros as of now is worth 65.65USD (65 bucks and 65 cents).
Btw you could have Google'd it.

  doctorhook86  |  24

175: Today 50 Euros is about $66 American. (No comment on the fact that you asked about 50 Pounds...)

So the OP gave her brother a hickey for $66... At that rate 75€ should get him boob.

  LolFMLnot  |  10

That is just gross, hickey is a symbol of sexual/romantic contact between two people and getting that from your sister is disgusting. He should've payed someone else to do it

  tjv3  |  10

Well the say "Incest is best ask your sister and she' ll do the rest"
Wasn't it creepy sucking on your brother's neck? You two probably traumatized your parents for life

  plum_lovin  |  28

First: that's disturbing, second: he should of payed someone else OTHER THAN HIS SISTER, and third: if my brother ever asked that, I would take the money, punch him in the face for asking and do the "pinch and twist (fake hickey)" that the desperate retards used to do in elementary. Problem solved.

  Marcella1016  |  31

I'll probably be thumbed down for this, but sucking on someone's neck is not sexual if you're not attracted to them. Would a guy say he got to second base with a bully after the bully twisted his nipples to give him a "purple nurple"?

The FML here would be the parents walking in, or OP actually taking 50 Euros to do that. But I wouldn't call it incest.

I'd say the brother is definitely a desperate loser, though lol. That's pretty wack to feel the need to impress your "friends" that bad.

By  llamafish  |  25

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

By  pdp_fml  |  21

Incest anyone? You deserve it for trying to help your brother. There are some things that a brother and a sister should not do and you stumbled upon one of them.

  xNephilim  |  18

Eh, as a rule of thumb, your dollar amount is usually about 50% more than your euro amount. So if you have 50€, you will get somewhere around $75 dollars. Of course, that's when the exchange rate is really good - which happens about every other blue moon. Whenever my dad started sending me money from Germany, that's how much it was. By now it's less.