Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Cairo_Sanchez 8
That's just TOO desperate...
theunwiseone 4
DA *****???? O.o
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Comments (374)
mileena 7
Well if you need the money...
OfficeNinja 5
We have skanks in America that will do a lot more for $50. I'm not saying pay a ***** to bump uglies - that can get you herpes or the clap or worse - but I can't see how a simple hickey would be more than 20 or 25 euros.
amberstarr89 5
That's ******* sick... A line has been crossed
greenflipflops 7
OMG!! couldnt stop laughing on this one..
DAN7IEL 2
I wonder if OP was a boy or girl... Either way, it's still awkward. But imagine how awkward it would of been if it was two brothers in that situation xD
Herculesninja27 5
Awkward moment haha
groupleader 7
I think that your brother really wants you. Bet he would pay 75 for a handjob, 100 for a ******* and 150 for sex. Negotiate, you will become rich AND get sex.
jaketheford 0
Something wrong with you.
poohappens26 0
*vomit*
happy2468 21
Sometimes when you're really awkward,you do awkward things..
tinagina 5
Haha. Landshark!
MommyFox128 0
Hot damn, your brother must have been really desperate if he gave you 50€.
doubledrop 1
Keep it in the family.