By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 809
You deserved it 58 515

Same thing different taste

Comments

You are an idiot and need to have your "big sister best friend" card taken away.

skittlesmeep 4

Forbidden love! LOL Gotta say the worst part is getting caught.

Darkmagic666 9

i'm wondering why the brother didn't pay a girl to do it.....because that's just freaky

sandinthewaves 5

So what will you do for 100 euro ;)

Holy shit this made me laugh so hard,, I started choking

Creep. Also in your description, it says "You're all fags". Way to spread the hate. Did you know that word derives from "******" which by dictionary definition is a bundle of sticks used to burn people alive? Think before you speak. I'm loosing hope for humanity.

lovelifedancer 0

Why wouldn't he just buy a vacuum cleaner for the 50 euros there's a lifetime of hickeys

Rocky007 15

50 euros...same as downtown.