Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Top comments
Cairo_Sanchez 8
That's just TOO desperate...
theunwiseone 4
DA *****???? O.o
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Comments (374)
br0ccoli 15
You are an idiot and need to have your "big sister best friend" card taken away.
skittlesmeep 4
Forbidden love! LOL Gotta say the worst part is getting caught.
patrickalamo 48
It's all relative.
anarchyx6661 6
Where was the hickey placed? 8)
Darkmagic666 9
i'm wondering why the brother didn't pay a girl to do it.....because that's just freaky
sandinthewaves 5
So what will you do for 100 euro ;)
IIRoxieII 12
Holy shit this made me laugh so hard,, I started choking
candyarse 2
I'd fap to that..
MissMae93 23
Creep. Also in your description, it says "You're all fags". Way to spread the hate. Did you know that word derives from "******" which by dictionary definition is a bundle of sticks used to burn people alive? Think before you speak. I'm loosing hope for humanity.
lovelifedancer 0
Why wouldn't he just buy a vacuum cleaner for the 50 euros there's a lifetime of hickeys
Rocky007 15
50 euros...same as downtown.