By muddled - 02/05/2012 06:16 - United States - Joliet

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 840
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I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.

Opposites attract....

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Opposites attract....

Does that make her a vegetable?

I think it means she has nice melons

Sarah_moustache 9

At least your boyfriend doesn't have more in common with the cantaloupe, so he's not fruity.

Are you a short fat person with a spray tan?

looks like you guys cant-elope. sorry..

geerod22 5

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

Colonel_Lexi 18

21-you just called her Snooki.

43-What's that from?

109-The Real Slim Shady, by Eminem

Then you should do the obvious thing: Break up with your boyfriend and date a cantaloupe.

You both lay there like inanimate objects during sex?

I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.

_ebbonyy 11

woo ebony

they've both had the boyfriends penis inside them.

lebronesque73091 12

What exactly do you have in common with a cantaloupe?

#79 nothing, that's the point

tehaustiebear 34

Juicy curves, a lushous body, and somebody's seeds inside of me.

You should tell your boyfriend that.

lamdat5r 10

You are too fat to walk and instead crawl on your belly?

lamdat5r 10

I can't help but feel stupid now. For some reason I interpreted cantaloupe as caterpillar. Dyslexia, you win again. :@

If so, go for the cantaloupe. You've got to keep your options open.

Well, look on the bright side! Maybe your boyfriend likes cantaloupes :)

You both get fucked by your boyfriend?

Don't even want to know

It's pretty hard not to know. Not exactly subtle.

challan 19

American Pie 10... Cantaloupe Happens Spring Break 2012

You must have a bad fake tan

Look on the bright side OP! Almost Everyone loves cantaloupes! Except your boyfriend, I guess...

linkinpark98 23

This made me suddenly crave a cantaloupe..... Man, I'm hungry. :/

How did you come about this discovery?

... You eat kittens??