By muddled - 02/05/2012 06:16 - United States - Joliet

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
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ebonyirony 29

I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.

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cch2014 1

I think it means she has nice melons

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Sarah_moustache 9

At least your boyfriend doesn't have more in common with the cantaloupe, so he's not fruity.

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waswashere 0

Are you a short fat person with a spray tan?

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Jonkbaby 22

looks like you guys cant-elope. sorry..

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geerod22 5

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

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Colonel_Lexi 18

21-you just called her Snooki.

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AssTard 15

Then you should do the obvious thing: Break up with your boyfriend and date a cantaloupe.

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ahti546 11

You both lay there like inanimate objects during sex?

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ebonyirony 29

I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.

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munkyjunkie 7

they've both had the boyfriends penis inside them.

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lebronesque73091 12

What exactly do you have in common with a cantaloupe?

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tehaustiebear 34

Juicy curves, a lushous body, and somebody's seeds inside of me.

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lamdat5r 10

You are too fat to walk and instead crawl on your belly?

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lamdat5r 10

I can't help but feel stupid now. For some reason I interpreted cantaloupe as caterpillar. Dyslexia, you win again. :@

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SexyQueen0905 24

If so, go for the cantaloupe. You've got to keep your options open.

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_YeahImMe_ 0

Well, look on the bright side! Maybe your boyfriend likes cantaloupes :)

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JSwerv3 6

You both get ****** by your boyfriend?

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plaguer 26

It's pretty hard not to know. Not exactly subtle.

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challan 19

American Pie 10... Cantaloupe Happens Spring Break 2012

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The_Hitdude 12

Look on the bright side OP! Almost Everyone loves cantaloupes! Except your boyfriend, I guess...

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linkinpark98 23

This made me suddenly crave a cantaloupe..... Man, I'm hungry. :/

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