Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Cairo_Sanchez 8
That's just TOO desperate...
theunwiseone 4
DA *****???? O.o
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Comments (374)
angelinaanimerg 7
Thats really sad....
Joshawott 21
At least incest is legal in France.... But yeah, still...your brother is incredibly sad.
Senseless_487 29
Ah...why go across the street when you can go down the hall? But seriously, there's something a little wrong with both of you.
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
????
Senseless_487 29
Didn't get the joke, I assume.
davide223 0
Are you guys at least hot?
Branflakes78 13
What? you can be serious!! even if they are hot they are brother and sister
Branflakes78 13
can't
Honestly_Lainey 21
35- dude, he's PAYING his SISTER to give him a hickey. I highly doubt the guy is hot. Do you wanna think about your question and try again?
gracehi 33
He couldn't pay somebody else the 50€????
iloveryan052710 8
You can't pay someone else because if that other person gets mad at you or something they will tell everyone the truth but if it's his sister the. Neither one of them would want anyone to know about it because it's super embarrassing!! Haha. But that's gross though. You don't do that with family!!
shutterbug1190 14
That is beyond weird. Why on earth you'd actually agree to it is behind me. Even if it is for 50 euros. Next time tell your brother to use a vacuum cleaner pipe. My best friend used to do that to freak out her parents and to look cool.
ebonyirony 29
Sorry but how is tht cool? Just the idea? Someone help me out
lizzybug 5
49) didn't you know looking like a **** & showing off your hickeys was the trend back in the days :)
esines 9
Shutterbug your best friends a dumbass
shutterbug1190 14
To answer your questions I thought she was being ridiculous and silly. She did it to make the girls at school think she had a boyfriend and to get attention from her parents. We were 13 at the time.
cookie_crumble89 11
No amount of money is worth sucking your sibling's skin unless there is poison in there.
Senseless_487 29
Damn right! If my sibling gets bitten by a snake, they damn well better be offering some money before I suck the venom out!
Dnigz13 4
Haha wow, I may be a redneck but even I don't cross that line, that's pushin the boundaries. But I agree with everyone else if he has money why doesn't he pay a girl to be his gf for the time or atleast pay a friend to give him a hickey instead of you
zues70 4
Its awesome you would do that for your bro.
yourmama12 2
No it's not that's gross
ArielTheMermaid 17
This FML is too great xD hahaha!