Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I somehow mistook the Star of David for a Pentagram. My Jewish friends were not amused. FML
Today, I contacted my landlady to tell her that I approved of the girl she recommended for a sublet. She then told me she thinks this girl is a neo-Nazi. Why? The e-mails she sent to the girl were rejected as spam. Apparently, this and being German qualifies you to be a neo-Nazi. FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
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expertsmilee 26
I did nazi that coming.
DocBastard 40
Then she obviously has no sense of humour. There's no better revenge than taking a derogatory term and turning it around.
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Comments (220)
Luna33_fml 17
She should definitely lighten up (coming from an Isreali), you can't always tiptoe around everyone else. But bro, correcting peoples grammar will only get you a rep for "annoying smartass" and doesn't really teach anyone anything, just let people speak however they like, it doesn't hurt anyone. Nobody likes that guy.
cmb8280 24
... So she's a Jewish Grammar Nazi... Interesting -_-
Shadow_Phantom 26
She needs to remove the giant stick out of her rear end. FYL.
Mads_1234 28
There was no way for you to know she was Jewish, and grammar nazi is a common term. FYL, OP
freckleface221 19
She is an idiot. I'm Jewish and I don't it's problem. Plus there's also the "soup nazi" from Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld is most definitely Jewish. Tell her to pull that stick out of her ass and get over it.
Peacelove0404 26
I'm Jewish, and in no way do I consider the term "Grammar nazi" offensive. She must just lack a sense of humor.
Schiffy 18
I'm Jewish, and I'm a Grammar Nazi, myself. Heil Spellcheck!
Zebediabolical 45
If you were a good grammar Nazi you wouldn't have all those extraneous commas. Just sayin'.
R00ST3R 12
Actually the first comma is fine. It's called an Oxford comma and it is well used in the arts and humanities in education. The second however there is no excuse.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm well aware of the 'serial comma'. I'm also aware that's it's properly used when there's three or more terms, not two or less. Please consult your Strunk and White's for clarification.
metalcrazed 21
YDI,Grammar Nazi's are the worst people. You don't have a right to tell me how to speak or write.
Lomus 24
Wow people. Like her, I think Nazi jokes are way out of Mein Kampfort zone. Anne Frankly, jew need to stop it and get a real sense of humour.
PrincessPesa 20
Tell her to be less bitchy? I'm so tired of these comments advising op to tell her she's a humorless **** when perhaps she just doesn't appreciate lowbrow unfunny phrases like grammar nazi. What the **** is so funny about that!?